Snapping Turtle's Head
Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.
Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.
Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !
by TONY of SXW2 August 12, 2025
Get the Snapping Turtle's Headmug. A nap when you are really really tired, so tired that you accidentally say snap instead of nap. Something only younger children get to do, usually grade 4th and 5h.
where are all the children? they are snapping
by meagancolleen June 15, 2011
Get the Snapmug. Ryan: Hey chris, wanna snap snake me?
Chris: woah dude that’s hella gay.
Ryan: it’s fine I have socks on so no homo.
Chris:oh sweet dude, let me get it up!
Chris: woah dude that’s hella gay.
Ryan: it’s fine I have socks on so no homo.
Chris:oh sweet dude, let me get it up!
by Cocksuckingking May 20, 2020
Get the Snap snakemug. When something is so good and that it gives you a very special emotion that is hard do describ.
Also used when something happens that you can't beleive
Also used when something happens that you can't beleive
"This song is so good it snaps, it's bouga bouga"
"Can't believe i passed this exam, it's snaps, it's bouga bouga"
"Can't believe i passed this exam, it's snaps, it's bouga bouga"
by Word Weasley January 14, 2024
Get the it snaps, it's bouga bougamug. The word you use when you rush a room in Rainbow Six Seige then get your ankle broken (frost trap) then body exploded (kapkan trap).
Man 1: Yesterday i got Kapkan-Snaped
Man 2: stop using strange words for urban dictionary
Man 1: why?
Man 2: NO ONE FUCKING UNDERSTANDS YOU
Man 2: stop using strange words for urban dictionary
Man 1: why?
Man 2: NO ONE FUCKING UNDERSTANDS YOU
by The_word_master_101010101 August 26, 2017
Get the Kapkan-Snapmug. The act of sticking the male genitalia inside the mouth of a Poopsie Slime Surprise toy and breaking your dick's crown.
John: "Did you hear that Henry got hospitalized? Apparently he got Poopsie Slime Snapped."
Steve: "Yikes, that's gotta hurt."
Steve: "Yikes, that's gotta hurt."
by Incognito_420 February 24, 2021
Get the Poopsie Slime Snapmug. by Tycho_B November 18, 2016
Get the Bitch Snappingmug.