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rules the roost

Ruling the roost is the same reference. Birds roosting on a perch have a hierarchy the top bird who is at the top of the pecking order gets the best spot and sits where they want.... they therefore rule the roost
by hans_hatseflats January 27, 2021
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Rule 231212

I'm gonna read the Communist Manifesto on the toilet.
No, dude! "Rule 231212!"
by Great Spot November 16, 2020
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pandemic rules

Pandemic Rules are like Airport Rules, except everywhere is assumed to be an Airport.
Airport Rules state the any time is a good time to do anything and normal conventions are put aside.
i.e. Beer at 7am. Shots at 10am. Breakfast at midnight. Sleeping during the day. etc.
Airport Rules extend to when one is in Transit. Therefore we could consider Pandemic Rules to be Airport Rules where we are in an on going state of Transit.
During a Pandemic...
A: When is cocktail hour?
B: Pandemic Rules!
A: Then it is cocktail hour!
B: It's always cocktail hour during the pandemic.
by Salty Albatross April 11, 2020
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Rule 66

The newest revision of Rule 66 states that if it exist, then it will be shot down by Clone Troopers, as in Order 66
the previous definition of Rule 66 are true in there own religion.
example of my version of Rule 66: "yo i saw this epic drawing of Rule 66, it was of elmo getting shot down by clones"
by Ktfheeefdaxsfeaklooonrnk man September 15, 2022
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Rule 28

Person 1: damn i really like this girl again. She got me attached again.
Person 2: Remember Rule 28! Never trust a Bitch
by Sqitschie January 31, 2023
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Balls Rules

If the balls dont touch the man its not gay
i had sex with a guy last but it wasn't gay as our balls didnt touch hence the balls rules
by MumbleTumble11 February 16, 2019
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Rule #5

Brad: who’s that fat chick that just walked in??
Chad: rule #5 is in effect, get her out
by Miket325 June 28, 2021
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