ghost ride the bitch 

Similar to ghost ride the whip. When you and a girl are having sex, you pull out and dry hump her just before you climax into your hand.

"I don't want to get that ho pregnant, so I'll just ghost ride the bitch."

ghost ride the bitch by smeernoff February 22, 2007

schlonkey ride 

Similar to a donkey ride, but a little wilder. Instead of a hairy mule, a schlongbeast will be present to perform to the special treatment required by the pleasure seekers.

Hop aboard the schlongzilla express, it's time for a schlonkey ride.

schlonkey ride by schlongbeast December 1, 2004

magic carpet ride

Taking a muscle relaxer and toking, creating an extreme relaxed state of being; smooth, relaxed and high.

Dude sitting in this chair makes me feel like I'm on a magic carpet ride.

magic carpet ride by Kenderzzz March 30, 2009

muffstache ride 

When a clean shaven man performs oral sex on a woman who hasn't shaved her bush. This usually causes a tickling sensation on the man's face.

Guy 1: Uhhgg Margaret gave me the grossest muffstache ride last night!

Guy 2: That's disgusting dude....

muffstache ride by DC Boyz January 30, 2012

sled ride

The act of mounting your partner from the rear as they lay on their belly arms forward and legs bent upward as if they are riding an old school radio flyer sled.

The physical position that resembles a person lying on a sled belly down with legs pointing up and arms stretched forward, as their partner enters from the rear. Much like a sled ride while on a old school radio flyer sled.

sled ride by Big Wave Dave & Tabby April 11, 2014

Canoe ride 

When a guy lies on his back and one girl sits on his face and another rides him reverse cowgirl.

"Hey girls, wanna come back to my place for a canoe ride?"

Canoe ride by sympathomimetic August 15, 2014

clean ride 

1. A very impressive custom vehicle, such as a limousine, tour bus or racing car, with high end accessories.

2. A professionally delivered level of service, particularly involving custom vehicles, that produces high quality results for customer satisfaction.

3. A very intense and exciting experience.

Kevin's new Mustang is one clean ride.

We partied all the way to Miami and it was a clean ride.

Dude that roller coaster was one clean ride!

clean ride by PyroDriver October 16, 2014