by Welcome to college b October 23, 2018

Marie: What the queef are you doing, Braylon?
Braylon: Shut the QUEEF-I mean, no, fuck, shut up-
*Evil Marie laughs*
Braylon: Shut the QUEEF-I mean, no, fuck, shut up-
*Evil Marie laughs*
by Hannah Castway >:) October 4, 2022

an annoying or dumb person who doesn't know shit about sex or the rest of the world. Not street smart.
by eiznekesile13 April 4, 2011

The term for ejaculating inside another persons arsehole and having it farted back in your own face.
Hey Jamie, I heard Andrew just did an Arkansas cum and queef with Jai, Andrew got shit and cum all over his face.
by currypowder42 January 16, 2025

Verb. Generally refers to the act of queefing (i.e., vaginal wind) by a woman of African descent while she is sleeping, specifically in REM sleep, the stage of sleeping in which dreams are experienced. Thus, "I have a dream!" Or "I have a queef!"
Alexa wakes up from nap, Frank is visibly upset. Jesus fucking christ Alexa, did you sleep good? Fucking all night long all I could fucking hear, smell, and taste was your fucking Martin Luther Queefs, just back to back, nonstop Martin Luther Queef party in your pussy last night. Fucking ridiculous. Fuck you cunt. Wanna go to Panda Express and get some Beijing Queef? Fucking stay home and make some Queef Stroganoff? Fuck you, Queef Latifah. Fucking Queefinator. Go eat a Roast Queef sandwich you cunt-ass slut bitch skank faggot whore. You're lucky I don't drown your queefing faggot-ass in a toilet.
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 22, 2025

by Choppak6 October 16, 2019
