squeezy queef

When you do a headstand and you land the wrong way where someone is sitting and accidentally squeeze out a fanny fart in their face.

Guy: "Noooo, she did NOT just squeezy queef me!?!?"

by rebelwithoutcause December 1, 2011

queef bait

a real dill hole, a big idiot,

you're such a queef bait

by Smurf 34 May 7, 2008

Queef-Cocker

When someone queefs on you so you slap them in the mouth with your dick repeatedly.

She queef-cocker’d me last night

by PoisedPilot March 28, 2018

Queef whistle

When a females vagina lets out high pitch whistle

No that was in a whistle in my pocket that was my vagina- queef whistle

by [e-mail] August 13, 2017

mountain queef

Inappropriate yodelling from ones vagina.

A small Swiss village was wiped out yesterday by an avalanche caused by a monumental mountain queef. Resue services are still searching for survivors - Reuters

by Jammy11 April 23, 2017

The Forbidden Queef

The act of farting into a woman’s vagina, and for her to proceed to queef it back out.

“Ran screaming from some chicks bed when she did the forbidden queef”

by Lickalotopus April 15, 2023

queef cream

when a girl queef's in your face and you get acne from it

i was eating out my this girl at a party and she queef in my face now i have have queef cream on my face

by the_liger_way May 2, 2019