Dude I got lucky last night and ended up pitching both ends of a double header. Yeah, I went home with a girl last night and we had great sex. I ran into her mother on the way out. She was hotter than the daughter and just as horny. I ended up having sex with the mother before I left too.
by RepWin August 20, 2023
Get the pitching both ends of a double header mug.Petrified "Petched" refers to have an absolute STONE HARD BOOOOONERRRR.
Origin: Medusa turns people into stone and in doing so they are left looking PETRIFIED. "Rock hard"
Origin: Medusa turns people into stone and in doing so they are left looking PETRIFIED. "Rock hard"
by mrsquirt2_10 August 6, 2024
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Ella: You guys ready for Fire Day?
James: What's Fire Day? Pitch me
Ella: We jump through a ring of fire, play fire games, have an eternal fire burning all day... c'mon it'll be fire
James: What's Fire Day? Pitch me
Ella: We jump through a ring of fire, play fire games, have an eternal fire burning all day... c'mon it'll be fire
by schmella September 22, 2023
Get the pitch me mug."Tim lost 3 hours of gameplay due to a patch last month. He hasn't updated the game in weeks. Guy has major patchaphobia"
"My phone keeps asking me to schedule a time to update, but I have patchaphobia so I keep putting it off"
"My phone keeps asking me to schedule a time to update, but I have patchaphobia so I keep putting it off"
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Get the pitcher of health mug.The feeling of sadness when you have time to play your favorite video game, but discover there is a huge patch that needs downloading before you can play.
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