Pumping Knuckles

When one commits the act of fappage on one's own beastly piece.

Dude: Hey, you wanna hang out?

Dude (other): Nah, I'm pumping knuckles.

by arroni January 22, 2010

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Jerking-Off Pumped

When something is so exciting, so completely enthralling that you are nearly dying of the anticipation. In fact, the excitement is so great that it is equivalent to the feeling of jerking off. As such, you are completely pumped by the idea of doing something on par with masturbating.

Bill-"Wait, we're killing a 30 case right after the concert featuring our favorite band of all time!?"

Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"

Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"

Frank-"You read my mind!"

by mythicaldancer April 7, 2011

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PUMP TIME!

a time when JCU throwers go way too hard on the weights.

I totally just threw up from all that PUMP TIME!

Lou loves lifting, hes such a PUMP TIME! whore.

by PUMP TIME April 22, 2011

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Monkey Pump

Any being in the primate specification who is impregnated and gives birth to two or more babies. When it takes place, it looks like the mother is being pumped and resembles a hose. Also called the cannon of life.

Jim: Dude, I saw a monkey giving birth in the Amazon yesterday! There was like five babies and a lot of blood.

Todd: Oh my god a monkey pump! That is hot.

by John Steinbech April 28, 2011

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