Mashed Potato

people who sit on the couch for more then 4 consecutive hours while they fail out of school, mold over dishes, and play farmville.

My roommate is such a mashed potato that her computer charger burnt out from 16 straight hours of gilmore girls.

by squirrellswin December 13, 2009

potato glove

a plastic glove with a rough sandpapery surface used primarily to scrape peelings off of raw potatos. It's other lesser know application is self abuse by people traveling to the north woods who lock themselves inside their trailers all weekend to view low bandwith pron and potato glove themselves all weekend.

My brother came up to camp but ended up locked in his trailer all weekend with his laptop and his potato glove.

by The-Hawk September 29, 2009

Potatoe Sack Race

When you realize you're out of toilet paper and you have to hop down the hallway with your pants down, not wanting to risk getting shit stains on your underpants, to fetch a roll or two.

Make sure you stock the bathroom with plenty of toilet paper. I dont want to have to do a potatoe sack race to the pantry to get a roll.

by walker209 October 26, 2011

potatoshark

A person with potato-like features and the personality and behavioral instincts of that of a shark.

"hey have you seen that aaron kid!?"
"yeah he looks like a real potatoshark!"

by Eggerz July 29, 2012

Potato Chip Theory

The event or thought of not being able to stop after doing something once. The name comes from the fact that almost no one can eat just one chip, they always want more.

(In Transfomers: The Revenge Of The Fallen) Optimus Prime to Megatron: "You'll never stop at one." Optimus Prime now has a solid understanding of the Potato Chip Theory

The Potato Chip Chip Theory explains why the villains in movies never stop with killing or suppressing one person.

by Sir Hillington July 14, 2014

Potato

Based on the weird al song (its all about the Pentiums), the quote "what you got in there a Dorito?"
so when people ask what chip your running your game or video on, the answer could be a potato chip because its so bad.
then league of legends came about and people would have machines that were so slow that the loading screen would display for 10 minutes because one person had a slow pc.

"what you running league on a potato or something?"
"this is taking forever to render, serves me right for encoding on a potato"
"dude how did you get lol installed on a potato?"

by dablackfox March 27, 2015

Potato

A unit of currency. When used in this sense, the plural is "potato." Related units of currency are the turnip, the goat, etc.

I will pay you seven potato to marry my daughter.

by MangMang April 11, 2015