Pre-Game

(In relation to sex)
(Verb)
- Masturbating, but not climaxing, an hour or more before sex to boost hormone level and improve performance.
Me: I chugged a gallon of pineapple juice and pre-gamed like hell tonight, I can't wait to see <insert girl name>.
by Barry McKokkenner September 03, 2019
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Pre-game

When a group of guys get together and have sex before doing something together.
Pre-game is when a group of guys get together and have sex before doing something together.

“Hey who’s place are we pre-gaming at guys?”

“We can do it at mine tonight, ”

“Alright I’ll be there in 10”

“Sorry guys can’t tonight go without me
by Mike Roch is for the boys June 11, 2022
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Pre Marital Mario Sex

Two Italian partners take turns acting like Mario jumping to get a power up. Instead the power up is the other partners butthole and your must fist it.
Me and my hot ass fiancé did the pre marital Mario sex the other day.
by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024
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pre-soulmate

Someone who is your bestfriend and knows you better than anyone else but is not in a relationship with you.
(If you got a crush on her/him make your move take the risk)
Alejandra oh she’s my pre-soulmate
by whytry89 September 24, 2019
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pre lifer

proper noun-
someone you've known since pre-fertilized egg days before your birth.
adjective-
something that is really amazing
verb-
doing something with your pre lifer that is iconic
proper noun- "oh my god!! look at my pre lifer!"
adjective- "that is so pre lifer!"
verb- "having a pre lifer moment!!"
by prelifeologist February 19, 2022
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Pre-Spray

(Verb) Pre-spraying is when someone knows that they are about to take a massive shit, like a bomb; a volcano; the big one, so they spray air freshener before hand so they don't have to bare the stank and/or so they don't have to spray as much air freshener to rid of the stank afterwards.
I had Taco Bell last night, so I pre-sprayed the bathroom before I shat because I knew dat shit was goin to stank.
by OGMacMaster055 March 25, 2016
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Pre-laziness

1. Being sure of one's lack of interest in something before they know what it is.

2. The the ability to predict the future and want nothing to do with it.
Steve: Mike! how the hell did you not have to work today? The line was out of the store!

Mike: Yeah, I have what ya call, "Pre-laziness." I asked for the day off two months ago.
by G. GOFA May 03, 2010
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