Pre-mocks nobrain

A serious mental condition, when IB students seem to lose all sense of the world around them. Can occur at any time before mock examinations and can last for looong periods. Also includes hysterical laughing or sudden sobbing.

"What are those students laughing at"
"They are laughing at a picture of Lenin holding Stalin as Virgin Mary does Jesus."
"...Why exactly?"
"I dunno. Probably pre-mocks nobrain."

by Ayolandelena February 1, 2021

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Pre Dater

Someone whos goal is to get it inner and never go to dinner.

I’m a pre dater. No way I’m paying for a dinner date just to get it in.

by DiggyDangler February 12, 2021

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Pre hoe

Clarissa Rios it’s when a knownhoe snitches on her wants of hoeish activities so that she does not feel guilty when her whoreish ways unfold to the public

Petunia always smashes people she shouldn’t, hence her whoreish ways. She pre hoe her friends of wanting to fuck the dudes in the squad but before she does it so when they find out she’s the victim of her hoe games.

by Perunia February 24, 2021

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Pre-Blitz

The zeppelin air raids and urban bombings of Britain during World War I. The name comes from the idea of it being a precursor to the Blitz in World War I, which also was a bombing of Britain.

Person one: my great grandfather served as a German pilot during World War I

Person two: did he take part in the pre-blitz?
Person one: no, he was a fighter pilot.

by PonianYoutube March 17, 2021

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Pre-Game Polly

A pre-game polly is one who consumes far too much alcohol before leaving to go out (party/bar). The term pre-game polly refers to a conversation between friends, when a friend was way too drunk to go to the bars, and one of his friends said he had the IQ of a “polly pocket”.

Homie 1: “damn bro, look at pre-game polly over here, stumbling before we even get to the bars!”

Homie 2: *trips and falls over nothing*

by AECH.exe March 26, 2021

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