A tall glass of water, refers to a person who at first glance is a refreshing change of pace. Bathwater a.k.a “ i would drink her/his bathwater”, is resevered for someone who is so sexy you would drink their bathwater... put the two together.
A sexy confident white chick built like and ebony brick house walks in. “Damn! She is a tall glass of bathwater!
by Dr. Yovas March 13, 2019
Get the Tall Glass of Bathwatermug. by coolperson101101101 November 19, 2013
Get the empty glassmug. lily: bro, just say that you're gay. it's not that hard!
george: i'm not, though??? i'm straight..
cameron (walking by and talking to george): hi, sweetheart!
george (turns around): oh. hi, darling :)
*cameron walks away*
lily: .....
george: what?!?!
lily: my dude, my bro, my bROther in Christ. the closet is fucking glass. how are you THIS dense???
george: i'm not, though??? i'm straight..
cameron (walking by and talking to george): hi, sweetheart!
george (turns around): oh. hi, darling :)
*cameron walks away*
lily: .....
george: what?!?!
lily: my dude, my bro, my bROther in Christ. the closet is fucking glass. how are you THIS dense???
by iamlexiv December 6, 2023
Get the the closet is fucking glassmug. It’s a trend on Instagram and all you gotta do is go on gif and put “glasses”, then you find any glasses and you will look poopin🤠😍!
by Ali;) January 9, 2019
Get the The glasses trendmug. You can return to normal does not mean anything just need to be replaced by whoever broke it originally.
by DesaDesa95 August 26, 2025
Get the Broke the glassmug. Refers to da humorously-annoying conundrum dat's frequently encountered by folks suffering from C.S.S. (i.e., Can't See S**t"), particularly those who also have poor short-term memory --- they set their glasses down someplace, but then they forget where they laid them, and they cannot see well enough without said corrective lenses to find them again.
Keeping a spare pair of glasses (like simple reading-specs from da dollar store) in a certain place at all times (and then promptly returning them to said location after using them in a "mislaid glasses dilemma" emergency, like a hidden set of house/car keys that you use whenever you've accidentally "locked yourself out") can get you out of the age-old "I need my glasses in order to see well enough to FIND my glasses!" problem... you will always know where in the house that your "rescue" glasses will be, so you can go and temporarily don them for clear vision till you find your "regular" glasses again, and then put the spare set back in their "for emergencies" location.
by QuacksO October 26, 2020
Get the mislaid glasses dilemmamug. A violent method used in Aberdeen, Scotland where you take a glass bottle and place it inside a person's mouth. The mouth is wrapped around the bottle and the person is lying on the ground either flat on their back or on their side. The persons jaw is then kicked full force from below causing the person to shatter the glass and their teeth. The glass shards also rip and tear the insides of the mouth and go down the person's throat. It is a term similar with a Glasgow Smile. It is a mix of glassing someone and a curb stomp. It is not commonly used but has occurred and was created within Aberdeen.
by MetaAberdeen June 25, 2025
Get the Aberdeen Glassmug.