eye glasses

When you jizz in someone's eye so much that it forms a thick layer of glass and becomes the subjects glasses
Woah I heard Sydney got a nice pair of eye glasses last night Sydney
by Mikev646 March 25, 2017
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glass erection

An erection so hard that the slightest force applied will cause it to shatter.
Did you see Jenny last night? Pure glass erection.
by SenorSloth February 03, 2016
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Upstate Shot Glass

When a female excretes her feminine juices after an intense sexual intercourse session into her partners belly-button and then slurps up said juices like a shot glass after

Originating in Upstate NY specifically Rochester NY
Yo broTammy gave me an Upstate Shot Glass after we did it last night
by Db 33 January 08, 2023
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Eriks glasses

Eriks glasses is when a man named Mel puts all of his pubic hair into a womans vajayjay. The woman then continues to pee all of the pubic hair and pee into the mans mouth.
"Person 1: Hey why was the whole floor wet last night?"
"Person 2: I gave Mel Eriks glasses."
"Person 1: That's sick!!"
by ZittyXY March 12, 2024
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Broke the glass

When one person is reading a repeat negative reaction as a positive one, and the negative reacting person makes it clear they don't enjoy that behavior.
Tammy really broke the glass when she told me she didn't like my dad jokes. I've been getting that same awkward smile for a year!
by colster963 March 07, 2022
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Smaug in a glass

The act of farting in someone's drink, so they get a whiff of your ass as they take a sip, and even taste it!
Usually performed when the victim isn't looking.
She was rude to my mother, so I served her some smaug in a glass.
by PaultheBrave May 31, 2023
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tappin glass

The process of renewing Craigslist ads and other postings on the internet with a smartphone and getting paid for it!
I'm sure glad I don't have to get a real job like all those other suckers

I'm just sitting here by the pool tappin glass and making cash!
by Enviromo November 20, 2017
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