Dinged It Off

A double-level euphamism used by a recently dumped male to refer to his newly acquired mastubatory status whilst masquerading as the person who chose to end the relationship. On the surface level, this allows the male in question to save face in front of his friends, by appearing to remain in control of his own sexual destiny. At a deeper level, his return to the world of self-service and tissues was not of his choosing.

Dumped dude's mate: "So did you sleep with your gorgeous ladyfriend last night?"

Dumped male - Level 1: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "I have dumped her"

Level 2: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "She's dumped me so I had to have a wank"

by Oblivicho February 15, 2015

Off the chain

Outrageous, unbelievable, out-of-control. (In both a positive or negative sense.)

Positive: "Your speech was so awesome, it was off the chain!"
Negative: "Shelley hasn't been herself ever since she lost her job. I've heard she's at the bar getting wasted and taking a different man home every night. Homegirl is off the chain."

by juluxz June 18, 2015

to flap off

1. Female term for masturbation.

2. Equivalent to the male term "jerking off"
3. Pleasuring a woman with your fingers.

1. "My mom walked in on me flapping off."
2. "We didn't have sex, but he flapped me off."
3. "I love to flap off under the shower."

by Dukeofhazzard June 30, 2016

Goffle Off

To talk nonsense

When he spoke, he seemed to goffle off a load of rubbish.
He goffled off BS, it didn't help.

by Flickering State September 30, 2016

Yank off

When you yank off its not as hard as a jerk but it isn't as soft as a wank. Yanking is when you take 2 fingers from each hand and firmly grip them around your cock. Then move your fingers in opposite directions. Congratulations you have successfully yanked off!

Kogut: "Dave have you ever tried to yank off before?"
Dave: "Yes sir. That's shits lush as fuck bro!"
Kogut: "Hell yeah it is. Only takes me 10seconds to cum with that grip!"

by Fresh As Fuck October 6, 2016

Beaking Off

Running your mouth or playing around.

Tyler is beaking off over there. Someone please tell him to put that beak away.

by BigDawg1738 October 10, 2016

Off the Richter

A word used to describe something that was wayy cool or awesome, steller etc....

Hey matt did you see the new batman movie?

Yeah man it was Off the Richter!!!!

by Specialagent009 December 1, 2016