When you have someone over to impress, so you piss on the brown stain in your toilet to get rid of it before they see it.
by ZeusSeesAll521 November 15, 2022
Hey, you! Yes, you: the dumbass scrolling on urban dictionary. Did you google this? Whatever, you need to listen close because this is important. Clean your microwave! All that nasty shit on the roof and walls can't stay. What do you put in there and for how long? What??? Thats fucking gross, you need to clean that shit out ASAP. No, not later NOW. GO! Clean your microwave!!!
by Leuko April 09, 2024
An expression to describe the absolute superlative level of tidiness, chicness and beauty. It’s a condition that is seldom achieved and is almost impossible to obtain in its full form for a prolonged period of time. It takes place (in its accurate definition) when hair, face and clothes (optionally make up too) formulate a perfect matching of flawlessness. Moreover, when all of the characteristics of the looks of oneself not only have been enhanced and immaculately prepared but also have been throughly idealised with the intent of respecting the rules of fashion and fine taste of styling as hoc for the person’s figure. It doesn’t just refer to the preparation and the architecting of the look which entirely depends on the person’s abilities but it also includes the health of the body that in such situation, out of luck or because of a condition of (either induced or natural) wellbeing, presents all of its features in their best form (whole face, body and hair).
by jughu7 December 03, 2023
London Clean
A tall skinny woman built like a man, no curves, no behind, short hair, ponytail, lesbian figure type
A tall skinny woman built like a man, no curves, no behind, short hair, ponytail, lesbian figure type
by 0802954 December 12, 2022
A tall skinny woman built like a man, no curves, no behind, short hair, ponytail, lesbian figure type
by 0802954 October 05, 2015
by Migo_Celso November 29, 2016
The sexual act of inserting a bare hand into a goose's abdominal cavity typically through its anus and saying, "This is how you do it boys." The person continues thrusting their blood covered hand in and out of the goose in a forceful manner. The person also may play with a flap of skin flicking it in a playful state. It is a popular sexual fetish in the south where large quantities of birds are shot and cleaned for food. It has been deemed inhumane however to insert a penis into the goose because that would be bestiality.
My hunting buddy sent me a video of him performing a, "Goose Cleaning," he said it really gets him going for the bedroom.
by A man you have never seen February 27, 2017