Cootchie Monster

A person addicted to Vaginas and usually randomly talks about them randomly in normal speech. Cootchie monsters are usually D-bags and don't really ever get a girlfriend

John: Dude, the opening of the X-Box 360 reminds me of a Vag.
Me: How? What?
John: It's to turn on and you stick things into it!
Me: Stop being a fucking Cootchie Monster, just because you cant get A GIRLFRIEND. Anyways, let me have some room, stop spreading out over the couch, your so-
John: Like a girls Legs?
Me:*Sighs*

by BOTHAN SPY MASTER February 20, 2010

Ankle Monster

A monster that steals your ankles, whether it be from lurking or selling out.

The Ankle Monster has Cory's ankles because he sold.

by Non-lurker March 10, 2020

cocky monster

a big monster that looks like a penis and testicles

john: oh god its a cocky monster

by ravenboy28 August 6, 2016

Pipe Monster

A hood rat who sucks on a crack pipe all day

"Hey, whats up with Lil Breezy over there?"
"Ah man, she's a pipe monster, stay away from that bitch"

by bman56 March 12, 2009

Blue Monster

When you sit in the port-o-potty to take a dump and your turd splashes the blue water from beneath right on your tant

Fuck man, I took a shit in the john and the blue monster got my balls wet.

by Goat0117 May 15, 2019

Drama Monster

Someone who thrives off the smallest amount of random drama and will stop at nothing to find more; usually talks about drama excessively with other 'Drama Monsters' for the sake of just talking about it and to fill their endless craving.

You: Why are those slutty girls spreading so many ridiculous rumors in class?
Me: Because....THEY'RE DRAMA MONSTERS AND THEY'RE HUNGRY!!!!

by Bewsinator October 31, 2011

crotch monster

When the sweat works with your underwear to make your asshole a flamethrower. There is a subsequent walk associated with crotch monster akin to a baby with a full shit diaper.

I got a bad case of crotch monster at Six Flags yesterday.

by 7 Lady Godivas October 17, 2015