Pipe Monster

A hood rat who sucks on a crack pipe all day

"Hey, whats up with Lil Breezy over there?"
"Ah man, she's a pipe monster, stay away from that bitch"

by bman56 March 12, 2009

cocky monster

a big monster that looks like a penis and testicles

john: oh god its a cocky monster

by ravenboy28 August 6, 2016

Sea-monster

a penis which submerged in water or wet

his trunks fell and his sea-monster was clearly visible to the next swimming group

by Tom King April 27, 2006

Dharma monster

A person who is very learned in the Buddha's teachings and can quote them extensively, but does not live them.

Doug thinks he is smarter and better than others because he can recite a quote of the Buddha appropriate for any occassion, but he appears self-centered and obsessed with material possessions. He's such a Dharma monster.

by Anthony W. Yochmann March 13, 2009

robux monster

Someone who has an unhealthy obsession with Robux, and is willing to grope its foes for the virtual currency.

Oh my god robux monster! Stop groping me! I have no robux!

by aaaaaaaaaaaa simanic groped me May 24, 2017

crotch monster

When the sweat works with your underwear to make your asshole a flamethrower. There is a subsequent walk associated with crotch monster akin to a baby with a full shit diaper.

I got a bad case of crotch monster at Six Flags yesterday.

by 7 Lady Godivas October 17, 2015

Drama Monster

Someone who thrives off the smallest amount of random drama and will stop at nothing to find more; usually talks about drama excessively with other 'Drama Monsters' for the sake of just talking about it and to fill their endless craving.

You: Why are those slutty girls spreading so many ridiculous rumors in class?
Me: Because....THEY'RE DRAMA MONSTERS AND THEY'RE HUNGRY!!!!

by Bewsinator October 31, 2011