Mexican Deadbolt

Leaning a chair at an angle up against a door so no one can get in from the outside

I can't get in to Pedro's methlab, he's got the Mexican Deadbolt on

by Texas Haz August 25, 2011

Mexican badger

When your having sex with a girl, but nut to fast, so in an attempt to prolong it, you go down on her, inevitably, eating your own nut.

Guy 1- bro, I accidentally gave myself a Mexican badger last night with Wharton.
Guy2- what the hell is that?
Guy1- she was so tight I nutted super fast so I decided to eat her out untill I got hard again, but I ended up eating my own nut.
Guy 2- get away from me.

by Cooter skooter October 7, 2018

Mexican respirator

Squat over someone's face. Lower your testicles into their eye sockets, and fart in their mouth

Everyone at the tortilla factory explosion couldn't Beleive their eyes when Pedro, dying of smoke inhalation, was given just enough air to fill his lungs and escape the blaze, thanks to Manuel's quick implementation of the Mexican respirator

by Slaughterhouse.2 June 6, 2013

Mexican spaghetti

When a man cums in a woman's hair and wraps it around her face then peels it off after it dries and she eats it.

Bro, my girl tried some Mexican spaghetti last night and loved it!

by NW_Boarder July 5, 2019

Mexican Laundry

Doing your laundry in the kitchen sink rather then the dishwasher.

Steve: Ahh shit I spilled BBQ sauce on my shirt.

Joe: No worries just Mexican Laundry it in the sink with some dish soap.

by Nattys July 31, 2012

Mexican pizza

When a woman eats Taco Bell before sex, gags getting throat fucked, throws up on a mans dick, then he fucks her in the pussy until she’s about to cum and then flips her over and fucks her in the ass.

Taco Bell can take it off their menu but they can’t stop me from getting a Mexican pizza.

by Ctouch September 21, 2020

Mexican Baseball

A weed smoking game in which you take a hit and hold it in your lungs until the piece is passed back to you. This game is often difficult, and very harsh on your lungs

That mexican baseball will kill your lungs

by Lord of Swagger November 29, 2012