The March of The Penguin

When you cum in someone's ass and shove a popsicle up the anus which dams the splooge so as to force the recipient to march like a penguin to the commode.

Last night I came in Perry's ass and didn't want him to spill my seed on my bedsheet, so I made him do The March of The Penguin.

by Honey Badger Bitch February 19, 2012

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March 30

National send a tit pic

It’s March 30 gotta tell my

by Youknowhoe March 28, 2023

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A beautiful person was born on this day and when she was born she started her life and hit rough patches till she met someone amazing she loved him so much and no matter what she always has they had rough patches but she still cared for him and needed him and she knew he felt the same

Him: Hey happy March 22nd
Her: You mean my birthday, right?

Him: March 22nd day is the day my girl was born and I want the whole world to know how special March 22nd is to me

by HerMoron22 August 26, 2022

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March 23

march 23rd is the day that girls can’t say no to anything and everything😏

Oh come on bae that go out no you have to it’s march 23rd

by sexyme January 19, 2022

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March 2

If someone was born on March 2nd, that person is probably the one with the best taste.
This person has style and class and attracts everyone’s attention.
But be careful, this person may look calm and serene, but this one will kill you slowly and painfully.
This person is probably a manager, lawyer, journalist, markler, actor, police officer, or a teacher.

Stars born on March 2nd:

Daniel Craig
Chris Martin
Bon Jovi
Rebel Wilson

Bryce Dallas Howard

by LovUe December 11, 2021

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