I'd make her my Demi Moore. 

Phrase used by a young single male to describe an older women he'd like to have a committed and meaningful relationship with.

Sandra Bullock's amazing. I'd make her my Demi Moore.

I'd make her my Demi Moore. by E. Benji June 7, 2011

Snake it til you make it

The act of doing minimal work to get by, and being sneaky and/or crafty while you go about it, like a snake.

1: "Man this paper isn't gonna get done tonight"
2: "You'll just have to snake it til you make it man"

1: "Dude you down to chill?"
2: "Hold on, I'm snaking it right now, I'm trying to get this chick to do my laundry"

Snake it til you make it by yourrediculouss February 10, 2014

National Girls Make First Move Day

July 6 is the day where girls make the first move in the dm’s or in real life. Girls tell the boy they like them or they start the convo today is the day where the role is flipped

“Imma ask out Johnny cuz today is National Girls Make First Move Day.”

National Girls Make First Move Day by Olyankdaddy July 6, 2018

I can make a guitar sing 

Talking anybody into anything.

"It's a metaphor. If I can make a guitar sing, I can make you do anything."

I can make a guitar sing by JormanThoad August 21, 2018

Double triple bossy deluxe; on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy, and a squeeze; light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim 

Bubble Bass's order from the Spongebob Episode "Pickles" (S1 E6b). Refers a humongous patty melt-like abomination likely to cause a heart attack ordered using secret menu lingo. Translation:

Double Triple - Triple double, or 6 patties
Bossy - All beef
Deluxe - All toppings
On a Raft - Substitute bun for toast
4x4 Animal Style - Patties fried in mustard
Extra Shingles with a Shimmy- Double toast on either side with jam

Squeeze - Orange juice
Light Axle Grease - Lightly buttered
Make it Cry - Extra onions
Burn It - Well done
Let It Swim - Extra Sauce

Squidward: "Let me guess tiny, a small salad?"
Bubble Bass: "I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe; on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy, and a squeeze; light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
Squidward: "We serve food here, sir."

Double triple bossy deluxe; on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy, and a squeeze; light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim by ShovelInABucket October 4, 2021

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade 

An expression that can be used to emphasize (1) badass skills, (2) proper resource use, and even (3)approval!

1

Manny's Bro: Manny, you're a damn player. How do you get all those chicks?

Manny: What can I say? If life gives you lemons, make lemonade

2
A construction worker: Holly shit! We have to build a skyscrapper with only ten bricks, a hammer, and a door knob?

Jose: Easy, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

A construction worker: But don't expect fucking miracles either!

3
Island Guy: Oh Man, I wish there was at least one chick in this small crappy Island that was not my cousin.

Man: Hey Island Guy, Effit! If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade by PokarFace June 20, 2010

no fate but what we make 

From the terminator movie meaning that we can change the future, tho t3 screws the whole series up.

"the future is not set, there is no fate but what we make for ourselves"

no fate but what we make by Coca December 26, 2003