Boyle's Law

In London England, people, for whatever reason, tend to walk on the wrong side of the sidewalk. Everywhere else in the world, people generally walk on the same side of te sidewalk that they drive their car on. Maybe it's because they are so posh. Maybe it's because the Underground, or The Tube (lah-dee-dah!) helps to confuse people by telling them to stand on the right on the escalators while people overtake them on the left, but then in the walking tunnels and bike lanes tell them the opposite. Whatever it is, one London, L. Boyle, caught wind of this from a Canadian and invented a law:

Boyle's Law - walk on the same damn side of the sidewalk you drive on. Cut the shit or you're getting a shoulder.

You dumb bloke, you're walking on the wrong side of the sidewalk! Haven't you ever heard of fuckin' Boyle's Law??

by Yodobr February 21, 2017

Turtan's Law

Unchanging nature of an entity regardless of applied outside forces.

According to Turtan's Law, even if she's a good girl, she will probably cheat on me.

by Goventa February 21, 2019

Kwon's Law

A law in cryptocurrency, that if a algorithm can be exploited it will be exploited. A inevitable eventuality given enough time. Named after Do Kwon, founder of Terra Luna. Similar to Murphy's Law, but due to the immense scale of the failure of Terra Luna of more than 60 billion dollars, deserving of it's own definition.

Yo man did you hear about Ronin getting hacked? Can't believe so much money got exploited, holy shit.
Ya buddy, Kwon's Law, I saw that coming.

by cardbandit May 13, 2022

Dylan’s Law

Any gathering amongst a group of friends will inevitably lead to somebody mentioning that one friend who you never talk to anymore, but was so ridiculous you still have to talk about - similar to Godwin’s law. A scheckel is charged to the one who says it.

“I think the Uber is a silver Prius” “haha remember when Dorfman tried to claim his Prius was a sports car?” “Boom, Dylan’s law strikes again. And yea he was so dumb.”

by Tootsie354 February 18, 2019

fletcher law

Is an average imigrant from Shropshire with an average size of 2 inches as a peni. And he’s Mexican

Messed up spazmoid is fletcher law

by Monkey man69 February 10, 2019

Poppletons Law

Poppletons Law - An often used employment caveat in which fuckwits of no education, qualifications, experience or knowledge find themselves in high job positions basically because their face fits.

Poppletons Law “ how the fuck did that idiot go from floor cleaner to director in two years?”
“ Nice tits so they used Poppletons Law”

by JonnyBatman May 24, 2023

Frog's Law

A corollary of Bidoof's Law that states: you can always count on a TERF who engages in online trolling to be a minor.

There is a certain catharsis in knowing that some of the internets most hateful trolls are just dumb kids. Just the other day I saw a thread of TERF memes on twitter. Low and behold, the user was a minor. Frog's Law strikes again.

by Gay Frög October 23, 2020