If you think about it, what is a knuckle sandwich? You slap your fist into your palm, that’s the bread and the sandwich bits. Where’s the other piece of bread?
But a bagel… a bagel’s still a bagel with one side missing. Hence, you get the “Knuckle Bagel.”
Arguably more threatening than a “knuckle sandwich.”
But a bagel… a bagel’s still a bagel with one side missing. Hence, you get the “Knuckle Bagel.”
Arguably more threatening than a “knuckle sandwich.”
by jbongo September 12, 2025
Get the Knuckle Bagel mug.Historically, a condition where one's finger joints are severely enlarged, particularly the proximal interphalangeal joint (middle knuckle). The term is thought to originate from Queen Victoria's preference for the condition when choosing her bath valets. Today, it generally refers to the middle knuckle of the middle finger.
My bath valet filled the bath to a depth just shy of a queen's knuckle, and then my bath valet furiously pleasured me.
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Get the Uganda knuckles mug.A condition often aquired at the end of the NCAA Basketball season during Conference Championship Week and the first few rounds of the NCAA Basketball Championship--affectionally known as March Madness. It results from changing the channel every few seconds trying desperately to catch every second of every game, but in the end never fully achieving the satisfaction and release from the closure of seeing every play of every game.
Caller: "Dude, have you been watching March Madness hoops?"
Friend: "Hell yes! The only thing is, I've got to put a bag of frozen peas on my knuckles in between games. Having four games on at once is killing me, I've got a serious case of Blue Knuckle...it's a damn good thing I've got two hands!!!
Friend: "Hell yes! The only thing is, I've got to put a bag of frozen peas on my knuckles in between games. Having four games on at once is killing me, I've got a serious case of Blue Knuckle...it's a damn good thing I've got two hands!!!
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