Sex me up Justin Harris!
by SarahQJustinBirdwindow October 20, 2008
...almighty destroyer of talent and music
...straight up queer
...canada's biggest fuck up
...disney kid magnet
...for stupid little disney girls that are stupid as dog shit and faggish little boys
...thinks hes hot shit because of usher
...deserves to have his little manhood taken from him(if they can find it foe how far in it has probaly retracted into his body)
...hes like a 10 year old girl that just sucked all the helium out of a helium tank
...if he was my kid id kill myself, or work hard on time travel go back and abort him
...straight up queer
...canada's biggest fuck up
...disney kid magnet
...for stupid little disney girls that are stupid as dog shit and faggish little boys
...thinks hes hot shit because of usher
...deserves to have his little manhood taken from him(if they can find it foe how far in it has probaly retracted into his body)
...hes like a 10 year old girl that just sucked all the helium out of a helium tank
...if he was my kid id kill myself, or work hard on time travel go back and abort him
Sane person 1: hey have you heard of justin beiber
sane person 2: hes this one girl singer my little sis likes
sane person 1: sadly hes a guy
sane guy 2: well what he is ten right?
sane guy 1: no 16
sane guy 2: thats fucked up
sane person 2: hes this one girl singer my little sis likes
sane person 1: sadly hes a guy
sane guy 2: well what he is ten right?
sane guy 1: no 16
sane guy 2: thats fucked up
by Enjoi Life August 05, 2010
the 15 year-old hottie that is taking over the music industry. found by Scooter Braun and mentored by Usher, Bieber is true talent. One Less Lonely Girl, One Time-- yeah, both his.
girl a- hey are you one of those girls that like that Justin Bieber kid?
girl b- YEAH! you aren't?
girl a- no, he's weird.
girl b- YOU are weird.
girl b- YEAH! you aren't?
girl a- no, he's weird.
girl b- YOU are weird.
by ibeliebe;) January 11, 2010
a 16 year old cock sucking canadian whose father left him (smart man) sounds and looks like hes nine hes genetalia is the size of a kindergardener. he has the hair of a lesbian. his entire fanbase is full of fat ugly possibly lesbian 9-13 year old girls. he is on ushers nuts hoping he will take him in as his son since he never had a dad . he single handedly killed the radio with the exception of "OMG".
by i hate justin so fucking bad August 22, 2010
LaQuish'ia: Hey you wanna go water bottling at the Justin Beiber range tommorow?
LaF'ondraqu'onshie: Fo' sho' gurrrl and after we can go to ralphs and get some watermelon and kool aid!
LaQuish'ia: Shure brotha but can we also get fried chicken?
LaF'ondraqu'onshie: Sure but we gotta get the shitty chicken there cuz i can't be seen near the police station across the street from KFC
LaF'ondraqu'onshie: Fo' sho' gurrrl and after we can go to ralphs and get some watermelon and kool aid!
LaQuish'ia: Shure brotha but can we also get fried chicken?
LaF'ondraqu'onshie: Sure but we gotta get the shitty chicken there cuz i can't be seen near the police station across the street from KFC
by niggafindley August 26, 2010
Matt Justine is a typical guy who loves to play billiards. He is jolly and easy to be with. He's hard headed and can be tamed only by his love ones. Matt Justine is also handsome and adorable. A real treasure. He loves dog so much. Matt Justine is a goal keeper.
"Matt Justine is so handsome his girlfriend is really in-love with him"
"Iloveyou always, my Matt 🖤" - MM
"Iloveyou always, my Matt 🖤" - MM
by CheesyHotdog June 22, 2021
The 23rd Canadian prime minister (Canadian to president). He is not ugly looking like and is much younger than lots of politicians so people think hes young and gorgeous. In reality he is middle age but beauty is in the eye of the beholder so you decide.
by LoLI'mSOOOOOOOOOFunny June 21, 2021