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Jones

To use violence speed and momentum to assert dominance over noobs
Let's Jones these kids.
by Cleanestbuffalo August 26, 2020
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Harri Jones

The best Human on the planet and And Jack is a dum shit
Harri is cool and epic and everyone likes him
by anonymous October 21, 2020
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The Adam Jones

When pull out just before she orgasms call her a nigger bust on her face and throw peanuts at her.
The puzzled look on her face when I stopped thrusting was soon replaced with a look of anger when skeeted on her face and hurled racial slurs and peanut shells at her. Lit that bitch up with the Adam Jones !
by Patscorch May 10, 2017
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sage jones

A very pretty girl and nice with a huge ass. But her chest is almost completely flat because more often than not she cheerleader or dances.
Sage jones is such a all rounded person except for her boobs.
by Head @$$ May 6, 2018
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<.7.9.7.6.>Brandy Rayana Norwood & Jworarah Jones Are Thing 1 & Thing 2<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Brandy Rayana Norwood & Jworarah Jones Are Thing 1 & Thing 2<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025
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mike jones

Mike Jones is a “UD” user who frequently posted between 2004–2006. Based on his posts, it’s safe to say he is a Black male in his late 50s to early 60s now. This assumption is based on his post about the “NWA,” a hip-hop crew that found their way into business back in 1986. He also used the N-word, which led me to conclude he might be a POC. (If not, shame on you, mister.)

He also seemed to be pretty active in the ladies' world when he was still young and thriving, considering the number of posts where he talked about b-words and all that stuff.
None of this matters though, as my real and only intent of this post is but one:

Punch 'Em Poker.
Sir, you said in 2004 that this kind of Robin Hood–like poker would be popular all around the world in a few years?
I am very sorry to inform you that it is not.
Never heard of it.
Never seen anyone playing it.
I think you may have misjudged its potential as a well-known card game.
Maybe this poor judgment was induced by your lack of experience.
Since you were presumably 30–35 in that time period, I can’t really be sure though.
All in all: I just wanted to inform you about the missing success of this horse you bid on so greedily.
„Do you know Mike Jones?“
„Yeah. Aint he the guy that wanted everyone to believe in his poker-dreams?“
by Sheldon dooker May 23, 2025
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Makiyah jones

A pretty girl who thinks she isn’t pretty
Hey Makiyah you’re pretty
Makiyah jones:cap
by Rodrick Smith jr November 23, 2023
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