Jersey Jandal

when someone poops on someone else's foot

Many people use a jersey jandal as an alternative to urine in order to cure jellyfish stings.

by AMILLSGGB June 16, 2010

Jersey Violator

Insertion of middle finger and index finger in vag, while sneaking the pinkie finger in the riggity rectum

Jersey Violator:two in the pink.... one in the stink

by nj pinksox July 14, 2010

Jersey head but

Its when you head but a fellow family member or a enemy family member "Crime family" and say "forget about it"

*Joey walks up to Santino.*
*He would head but Santino.*
*Santino would fall in pain.*
"Joey:Jersey head but bitch

by tizzardo September 25, 2011

jersey shore stand

a one-night stand in which there is a 99% chance of seeing that person again

I don't think one-night stands work on jersey shore, because you will probably see that guy again. It's more like a jersey shore stand.

by LGAKHC May 27, 2010

The Hockey Jersey

You're standing up with your cock out, and your girl's on her knees in front of you... just about to start sucking your cock. Just as she's going to put it in her mouth, you grab the back of her shirt and tug it towards you over her head... thus jamming your cock in her mouth.

"So me and the woman were just about to get it on, she gets on her knees.. then I gave her the Hockey Jersey!"

by Terry Koch February 4, 2007

Chocolate Jersey

Finding crap on your condom after an anal encounter.

"I did her up the butt, and when I pulled out I had a chocolate jersey!"

by D73 December 26, 2007

jersey gutter

While visiting south Philadelphia getting a blow job from a jersey girl in a ditch.

while I was visiting Philadelphia, before a Eagles football game I met a girl and she gave me a Jersey gutter.

by K/Hines May 25, 2013