Art-jerking

When a rule 34 artist jerks off to his own art

“My guy, you be art-jerking to your own art so you can’t say anything”

by Startupedition October 1, 2023

Jerk Face

The phrase you use when playing video games and your parents are in the other room.

OMG this Jerk Face just killed me.

by Alldr55678990 January 4, 2019

Weepy Jerk

1. Noun. When, overcome with sadness, depression, or despair, you jerk off to feel even marginally better.
2. Noun. A masturbatory session that happens to coincide with a sad or depressive episode. Tears may be used as lubricant.

3. Verb. Engaging in definitions 1 or 2.
4. Noun. Someone who's usually an asshole, who happens to be crying at the moment.

1. Overcome with sadness, Noah decided to have a weepy jerk, resulting in his problems not seeming quite so bad after all.
2. While on a marathon jerk session, Thomas recalled a sad moment from his formative years, turning his proud gank into a weepy jerk.

3. Heath weepily jerked for hours, hoping for some change in his mood.

4. -Aw, Eli's crying! -Who gives a shit?! Fuck that weepy jerk!

by Kabouter0 October 31, 2021

Jerk

Slang another word for calling someone stupid unintelligent or someone who u dislike

Literal definition: to move or cause a jerk his head jerked

Jerk

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025

dirty jerk circle

The act of jerking off with typically 3 men or more in a circle.

I had a dirty jerk circle while my sister was giving my cat a creampie.

by 1637286462 September 25, 2017

Inverse Circle Jerk

When a company's data is in such a mess that it requires accessing numerous systems to derive a result.

That Dealership is trying to pay people through an inverse circle jerk.

by infini4 January 20, 2020

Big Jerk

Any AJ holding in Texas Hold 'em.

References AK - Big Slick, and AQ - Big Bitch

I went all in with the Big Jerk and ran into queens.

by Bag of Donuts March 29, 2011