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Hipster

People who apparently don't know that google exists.
Person 1: "I like this one band..... but, you know, you've probably never heard of them."

Person 2: "Don't be such a hipster, man. Gimme five seconds and a phone and I'll have heard of them."
by deathsbinky December 1, 2014
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Hipsters

Pretencious assholes who feels special by trying to act, and dress more important and knowledgble then other people. When infact 90% of the time is nothing but a poser and vapid as all hell. typically live in the "downtown" areas of cities and extremely unfriendly. Have meaningless tattoos for shock value. Wear recycled or vintage clothing, because buying something new is too mainstream. Or shop at overpriced stores like urban outfitters. Have glasses they don't even need, too appear intellectual. Listen to God awful music by undiscovered artists. And have a hobby such as knitting, being vegan, writing, or making terrible art. Mostly unlikable obnoxious people who arnt half as cool as they think they are.
Today I went to Williamsburg and saw fifty hipsters who looked exactly the same. Shocking
by keephating7 June 8, 2015
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Eskimo Hipster

When you and a friend can't tell if you both slept with the same person, or two interchangeably generic bearded hipsters.
Did you also go out with that guy over there or is he just another eskimo hipster??
by ArrowNYC June 21, 2019
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Cool human with hand DRAWn MANGA TATS ON HIPS by GLOW N DARK MAGIC MARKER(S)
They 're hipster--- tats on hips.... matchin even. Cool. Well, this Los Angels county , figures.
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Hipster

Hipsters come from affluent backgrounds, they form a part of the aristocracy: the bigotted, highbrow behavior toward others is tinged with Victorian-era, teleological world views, which is naturally a display of their position in the power relations within society. This statement is emblematic of this subculture in that in the process of attempting to distance themselves from their hereditary, privileged class group, nevertheless continue to exhibit a contemporary version of the same prejudice and exceptionalism which further buttress their position in the social power schema. This is why neighborhoods are often gentrified to accommodate to appeal for the hipster demographic.
Don't drive your '86 chevy over there, the hipsters will tell you how you should ride a bike or drive a hybrid instead.
by Gato Volador December 2, 2014
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Reverse Hipster Hipster

Adjective
A reverse hipster hipster is much like a reverse hipster, if a reverse hipster was actually a hipster, if that makes sense, they simply express unpopular opinions as an attempt to look cool and different, but then suggests that people who disagree with him are in fact the hipsters, they're basically hipsters who are in denial.
"Minecraft sucks only hipsters like it" says a Reverse Hipster Hipster, this makes him a Reverse Hipster Hipster because he is expressing an unpopular opinion to look cool and different, but at the same time suggests that the ones who disagree with him are the hipsters.
by Cheeseburger Apocalypse April 18, 2016
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Hipsterical

Adj. When an hipster goes hysterical. Or someone who goes hysterical in a hipster way. Or a hipster who goes hipster while being hysterical. Blend the things and ... da-daaaan you've got an hipsterical person
"Stop yelling you hipsterical beatch! I'm trying to forget..."
"Who?"
"Your existence, now gtfo"
by Impooldead June 13, 2016
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