pootas fruitas

when you take a shit in a fruit and then offer it to someone

pootas fruitas es muy magnifico

by princess lambchop May 13, 2005

Fruit Packet

Gay or Homosexual. Mostly anyone can be a fruit packet,even if they aren't gay.

"That guy is such a fruit packet!"
"I know, he hugs on guys every day!"

by C.T.M April 24, 2008

Fruit Chocolate

An offending name for a gay dark-skinned person.

Man, look at that new kid, he is such a fruit chocolate!

Dude, don't be such a fruit chocolate!

by robochapstick February 23, 2009

Fruit Cake

A lesbian's pussy.

"You know you're trying to score with a fruit cake, right?"
"No way."
"Yeah, she told me earlier."

by Oneironauts March 19, 2014

Fruitcake

Fruitcakes, which are cakes containing both fruit and nuts, have been in existence since the Middle Ages, but it is unclear when the term started being used disparagingly, especially in the United Kingdom and the United States, as a slur for a 'crazy person' (e.g. "he's a complete fruitcake")

He's a complete fruitcake

by Prime8 August 11, 2015

fruit park

A gay get together where a lot of accidental anal-rape happens from behind.

Want to come to mine for a fruit park?

by Backspace Slayer March 7, 2017

Fruit Ninja'd my Tinder

When you break into your friend's (or cheating significant other's) Tinder account and go to town randomly swiping as fast as you can before they get back.

"I wondered why all these fat chicks were trying to talk to me on Tinder, and then I figured out one of my friends totally Fruit Ninja'd my Tinder while we were out the other night."

by Nunya123765 June 20, 2017