flying fuckernauts

Spacemen who fuck every species in the universe; Have a rivalry with the astrobastards

"What kind of controller is this? This looks like it was made by flying fuckernauts and astrobastards!"

by Hey, that's mildly adequate! February 9, 2017

Flying Asparagus

The most hilarious Tic on Planet Earth

Greg: "Flying Asparagus!"

Me: *folds over laughing*

by buiscuttins February 3, 2013

what's flying

What's going on, generally.

Don't ask me. I don't know what's flying.

by John Trombone April 10, 2012

Fly 13

Fly 13 (Verb): To engage in any; whether subtle or outright, act or display of incest.

The 13 refers to the number of stars on the Confederate (CSA) flag, which in recent years has been memed as a symbol of incestuous deeds, as well as a number of other redneck shenanigans that typically take place in America. So, to "fly 13" (Fly the flag with the thirteen stars) would mean, as a modern metaphor, to support or proudly take part in incest (Sexual acts or feelings taking place among siblings or close relatives).

Ellen: Fuck you Jack! Mom's gonna take us to Auschwitz if she sees the mess we've made!
Jack: Hey! You started it, I had nothing to do with this until you interfered!
Ellen: Playing innocent now? Suck my cunt!
Jack: Woah there, fly 13 I guess...

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic December 25, 2022

Flying Monkey

When the guy shits inside of a condom and the girl sits 3-5 ft away from him while he aims to land the shit-filled condom inside the vagina.

I gave Izzy the flying monkey last night.

by literallyatinybaby November 2, 2020

Fly Fishing

The form of fishing where the line is used to propell the fly to the target. Unlike standard spin fishing where weight of the lure casts itself out, in fly fishing, the line propells the fly to the target because the line makes the tip of the rod bend, allowing the fly to reach its target in a well presentation. Unlike in spin fishing where most of the lures are made of wood, plastic, or metal, in fly fishing, the flies are made of synthetics, feathers, and other natural materials.

My brother in law and I are going fly fishing for trout and smallmouth today.

by Jacob_Starr April 25, 2021

Flying Nun

When you tie a woman's braids to the ceiling fan and he's naked with his face buried in her crotch, arms wrapped tight around her legs, then he turns the ceiling fan on high and as he's spinning around his cock hits the back of the chairs .

I used The Flying Nun technique on my date last night and we both had the most amazing orgasms

by DeRayLa August 27, 2022