floant

Used to deny permission to one’s request

“May I marry your daughter?”
“You Shan’t and you floant!”

by Ashton 😏 August 1, 2024

Flat Stanley

A term for a joint or cigarette that has been flattened and now resembles the shape of Flat Stanley

Mikey: What the fuck is wrong with this j
Alex: Will fucking sat on it and now it’s a flat stanley

by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023

FOAT

fattest of all times

You’re the FOAT!!!!

by twix4ever November 4, 2023

Flort

to send out flirty/sexual vibes that end up seeming nerdy and awkward. To flirt, but come up short.

She waggled her eyebrows, and he thought her florting was her having a medical emergency.

by Sigged December 13, 2023

Flat

Grady cause that fn is flat asf

Grady so flat he ain hit nun in years

by Goattflat December 18, 2023

Flat Head

People who argue with established science, geography, space photography, eye witnesses even morons who know for a fact that the Earth is NOT FLAT!

My kid passed 12 years of basic education but somehow has decided the Earth is flat. I guess he is just a Flat Head.

by The Repurposed Male January 6, 2024

Flat-Balled-Talk

A humorous and tongue-in-cheek term used to describe discussions or conversations centered around the Flat Earth Theory. This lighthearted expression playfully suggests that such discussions lack the well-rounded and spherical nature of reality, highlighting the unconventional and debunked belief that the Earth is flat. Often used to inject humor into conversations about unconventional or pseudoscientific ideas, acknowledging the eccentricity of the topic.

Let's dive into some flat-balled-talk and explore the edges of absurdity!

by mi1es January 10, 2024