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fanny bandit

someone who is excessively obsessed with asses and or fannies henceforth chases and steals them at random
those damned fanny bandits almost got my ass pussy again!
by tyler gross October 25, 2008
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fanchon

the part of the human body that is between the taint or durf and the asshole.

Please note that the fanchon is so small that you, for the most part, will not be able to see it........but it is there.
Damn! My fanchon is killing me! -or- I hurt my fanchon when I was riding my bike today.
by pornorobdetroit July 6, 2009
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Fannyballs

A hippy-type who embraces trees on a regular basis.
You are a fannyballs, leave my tree alone.
by Swampy May 27, 2003
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pigeon fancier

Someone who has sex with pigeons. Usually competes in the sport of pigeon racing. Such a person keeps pigeons sex-starved in an attic for ages, then takes them away on a sultry foreign holiday to a love nest and tries to fuck them in the ass. After this, the pigeons fly away very quickly back to the loft. In this way, people can get the pigeons to race each other to be the first back to the loft.

Probable inspiration for the notorious porn series Stop the Pigeon, in which Dick Dastardly and his dog Muttley tries to capture and rape an especially elusive pigeon.

Not to be confused with turkeystuffer, chicken choker, ravenraper, duckfucker or crowcrammer, nor with the more generic bird lover (see also chicken lover).
"Belgian police have swooped on the homes of pigeon fanciers, seizing large quantities of suspected performance-enhancing drugs." (report on the use of viagra)

"This blog charts the life and times of a somewhat cynical pigeon fancier who spends all his spare time either thinking about or racing pigeons." (website)
by Anuspounder June 12, 2008
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Fanky

a fucking stanky person, one with an unpleasant smell- so much so you have need to swear...
My god, your pussy is fanky.
by hammer- November 15, 2003
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fanny blaster

A fanny blaster is an individual with the ability to blast their fanny; known to scientists as the phenomenon of ejactualating large amounts of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere, contributing to global warming considerably.

Also used metephorically to describe someone of a gasey nature, i.e talks a load of shite.
policeman: we have a situation here, can't breathe
emergency services: calm down, whats the assesement?
policeman: we've got us a fanny blaster!

"greg, you complete and utter fanny blaster"
by Luke webb August 10, 2006
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fanny fart

what always happens when i'm with yo momma
by maybe i'm your dad July 12, 2004
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