To have sexual intercourse with a woman.
1st Person: "Is that you away to get your end off?"
2nd Person: "Yeah, my bird is finally off the blob, thank fuck!"
2nd Person: "Yeah, my bird is finally off the blob, thank fuck!"
by Jaywant March 5, 2008
Get the Get your end offmug. Speaking to something to which you know nothing of and end up embarrassing yourself due to your stupidity. Similar to "talking out of one's ass"
"Pipe" can be substituted with "straw" or any other type of tube.
"Pipe" can be substituted with "straw" or any other type of tube.
Sports Pundit: "Defensive coaches can't win championships in the modern era."
"Wow, talk about blowing out of both ends of the pipe."
"Wow, talk about blowing out of both ends of the pipe."
by M7NESTUD14 September 6, 2025
Get the Blowing out of both ends of the pipemug. by Lmaoyallweird June 6, 2022
Get the friendship ending daymug. Someone that we all want to see more in the manga, or just someone that can not stop eating for five seconds
by Rio Brando November 29, 2018
Get the World endmug. A very special type of person that makes you want to kill them on sight, and only they can do this. Most of the time they are unwashed, greasy, disgusting. Common traits among these people are being racist, homophobic, sexist and just plain rude and annoying.
by Heisenhoven May 6, 2018
Get the unwanted bell endmug. When you are violently masturbating to the sound of death metal and as you climax, you think of your grandmother
“Something weird happened to me last night mate.. well I was milking my one-eyed snake to the sound of fleshgod apocalypse and as I came... well I thought of my gran. Bit of A Dirty Ending that one..”
by letthelordbewithyou257 April 6, 2021
Get the A Dirty Endingmug. A book by Stacy McAnulty that is awesome!! Your so bored that you decided to google The World Ends in April on urban dictionary since you love that book or maybe you don't know that it is a book and you typed this in March and you want the world to end in April because you ruined your entire life. But it's probably the book because nobody actually wants the world to end. So basically this book is about a girl who reads a website created by a Harvard person and it claims that an asteroid is going to hit the Earth in April and the main character, Eleanor, finds herself, and her best friend, Mack, leading the TEOTWAWKI (the end of the world as we know it) club and she needs to find a way to protect her, Mack, and everyone else in the TEOTWAWKI club. Here's Google's summary: Eleanor Dross knows a thing or two about the end of the world, thanks to a survivalist grandfather who stockpiles freeze-dried food and supplies–just in case. So when she reads about a Harvard scientist's prediction that an asteroid will strike Earth in April, Eleanor knows her family will be prepared.
Person: im bored. im gonna type the best book in the world in urban dictionary. oh, someone actually decided to define this awesome book!
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Human Being: i totally just ruined my life and it's march so im gonna urban dictionary search the world ends in april. it's a book? cool, im gonna totally read it later. (and u should!!!)
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Human Being: i totally just ruined my life and it's march so im gonna urban dictionary search the world ends in april. it's a book? cool, im gonna totally read it later. (and u should!!!)
by y u looking at my name??? April 13, 2022
Get the The World Ends in Aprilmug.