stoner ears

When you are stoned and you can hear people from far away.

Last night, I could here the people from the other end of the building with my stoner ears.

by StonedLife October 28, 2015

wife ears

When the female in a relationship can't seem to process words coming from the man, especially as it relates to helping with small problems, easy obstacles, or ridiculously obvious.

Man 1: I suggested it would be easier to spend two minutes and drop it off at her friends place than wait for someone who's always late.
Man 2: And?
Man 1: We're still waiting here for her friend to show up and both of us are starving.
Man 2: Dude, I think your girlfriend is getting WIFE EARS......

by Mr B 61 March 9, 2016

rap ear

the level of hearing used to identify rhythm, flow, and all things dope. This function is mostly utilized during the creation of hip hop music

Hey Petry, I wont be around so while you're mixing my music just use your rap ear when picking different effects for the vocals.

by Lu Feng March 24, 2016

Ear

Roughly pulling with your lips as you are hitting your tongue on your significant others ear to make them feel pleasure.

Joaquin: Tatiana, you wanna get some ear in a few?
Tatiana: ummm ig it don’t really matter

by Ifgodisntrealwhoami November 30, 2018

ear cleaner

its when you fuck someone in the ear till its squeaky clean and polish it with your cum

jeez man i did the ear cleaner on my girl last night she will hear me now

by fagol 69696969696 December 10, 2018

Kissed-Me-So-Hard-My-Ears-Popped

(n.) A kiss given by one of the most beautiful people on the planet. The kind of kiss in which two people are separated from the real world and its problems and are teleported to a point in space where it is just those two people.

(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.

Friend: Hey dude, why are you smiling so hard?

D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!

by laddie- October 14, 2018

Having your ear pierced while you are a male

Having your ear pierced while you are a male piece of human is often an act considered as claiming your homosexuality.

Person #1: Hi
Person #2: Having your ear pierced while you are a male

Person #1: Oh god

by tunasaladwithpinchofsalt July 28, 2017