stoner ears

When you are stoned and you can hear people from far away.

Last night, I could here the people from the other end of the building with my stoner ears.

by StonedLife October 28, 2015

wife ears

When the female in a relationship can't seem to process words coming from the man, especially as it relates to helping with small problems, easy obstacles, or ridiculously obvious.

Man 1: I suggested it would be easier to spend two minutes and drop it off at her friends place than wait for someone who's always late.
Man 2: And?
Man 1: We're still waiting here for her friend to show up and both of us are starving.
Man 2: Dude, I think your girlfriend is getting WIFE EARS......

by Mr B 61 March 9, 2016

rap ear

the level of hearing used to identify rhythm, flow, and all things dope. This function is mostly utilized during the creation of hip hop music

Hey Petry, I wont be around so while you're mixing my music just use your rap ear when picking different effects for the vocals.

by Lu Feng March 24, 2016

ear basics

Ear Basics is the latest Personal Sound Amplification Product a.k.a PSPA. Ear Basics is being promoted as a "Hearing AID", which it is not. Read the complete "Ear Basics" review here, get to know what it actually does, how does it amplify the sound, what are the pros and cons of the Ear Basics.

Have you tried the as seen on tv "ear basics"

Is "ear basics" a hearing aid?

does "ear basics" really work?

by OspreyReviews June 22, 2019

Dookie Ears

An insult/nickname to someone you either like/hate. Makes fun of them for either being retarded or faint of hearing. Could also be used casually in a social situation.

example 1: "Hey whatsup Dookie ears"

example 2: "Hey whats up?"

"What did you say?"
"I said Whats up, you got Dookie ears or something?"

Example 3: "Dude, that guy is fucking retarded he must have Dookie ears or something."

by KY$-REAL November 7, 2019

ear plugs

Jewlery that dramatically stretches the earlobes, sometimes with the intention of earlobe copulation. indcates robust participation in receiving anal intercourse.its

Hey that guy/girl totally gauged out their ears with fuckablr ear plugs. This indicates that they need their holes stretched. (S)he takes it in the ass

by m6e6t6 April 3, 2019

Ear capacity

When the young people have more wax in their ears to sustain loud music.

Show’s on at 11! You gonna let me deal this ear capacity alone!?

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it April 6, 2019