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Come on swag

When forced to explain something that’s obvious “come on swag”

When someone flakes. “Ahh come on swag”

When someone does/says something dumb. Kinda like saying “come on man”... “come on swag”
Hey Brian get on COD. What for? So I can carry y’all? Come on swag!
by Sukonmytip June 12, 2020
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Coming out of The Closet

Coming out of the Closet is what you do when you want to identify yourself as homie-sexual
John was coming out of the closet! I cant believe he's homie-sexual!
by Awesoken June 17, 2020
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come mås

Eat more!
Small authentic Mexican food company in Lubbock, TX.
"Come Mås? isn't that the authentic mexican food place that just opened? It gave me the best poops!
by yelpdouche806 July 17, 2020
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if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’

a quote about having fun from emily in 401
me: what are you doing tonight?
emily: a guy from mutual is coming over!
me: oh cool!

emily: if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’!
by strawberryshortcake9 September 3, 2020
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When any little thing happens in a worthless persons life that they have to run and post in FaceSpace or any other social media B.S.
Female or Male Douchebag: (Drops a deuce) 2 mins later.... (On Facebook....) Hey everyone, I just dropped a massive log!

Female or Male Douchebag:(10 mins later from the deuce) Watching the baby takes his/hers first steps... (On Facebook...) Hey, Jr Docuhebag just walked from this couch(pic of couch) to this one(other couch pic) for the first time.

Female or Male Douchebag:(2 mins later from litte DBags first steps on Facebook...) now watching Cops on TV.

Truthful Friend: (Response to postings) Dude/Woman, I think you have OCPID (obsessive come-post-it disorder) you need to get an "F"ing job or a life already and get off the FaceSpace!!!
by james digler October 1, 2012
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here comes the storm

the act of drinking a energy drink and then fucking a girl so hard and fast that the condom desenagrates
here comes the STORM! I'm gonna tap you SO HARD!!!
by picT2 June 29, 2011
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eye scream come

When you get hit in the eye by your partner's come and scream.
Damn last night I got another eye scream come from Tanya, I have to start wearing sunglasses to bed.
by likit July 7, 2011
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