Horse Clean

An industrial shower nozzle, body loofa or elephant grade type soap. Usually used on extremely large and filthy people.

Mike is so fat he washes himself with a rag on a stick.

Fuck that shit! That stanky ass mothafucka needs Horse Clean.

by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020

Bro Clean

To do a half-assed job of cleaning up your place. This is the exact opposite of the thorough cleansing that a good woman will do. For example: instead of vacuuming you simply pick up the stuff you can see on the carpet, blow the dust off of stuff instead of actually "dusting", and wiping only the dirty spots on glass with a windex soaked rag.

Dave: Dude, wet T-shirt contest at Hooters today. You coming with me??

Jim: No way, can't. Trish told me I have to clean the house.

Dave: C'mon don't be a girl, just Bro Clean it! I'll pick you up in 20 minutes.

Jim: Sounds good, see you then!

by furniturejim November 21, 2009

clean boiz

Grown men who take care of their bodies and follow masculine fashion, without crossing over to feminine or homosexual trends.

"I'm not a metrosexual, what do you think I suck dick on the weekends - we clean boiz."

by Dumpy Britches November 21, 2017

Clean Mop

Clean Mop is a person who can take care everything right away with no mistake at all. Often pointed on the ability of a person in business.

I'll be away for a month and you are my clean mop now.

by Foliage Verbz May 14, 2015

Austrian Cleaning Crew

An Austrian Cleaning Crew is when you hire a male stripper to dress as a slutty maid and clean your house.

My cousin’s 13th birthday was boring so I hired an Austrian Cleaning Crew for her.

by Mafoohoo April 27, 2025

Clean

The cocaine you get before you cook!

Yo! Drop that clean in the breaker and get that baking soda... That baking soda!

By: SenseiShun

by Sensei Shun July 22, 2024

portugal cleaning house

Sticking your dick in every hole.

We decided to have a Portugal Cleaning House party when the kids were staying the night at a friends house.

by IamValid December 6, 2022