White boy clean -is someone who cleans just the surfaces that other people can see. They will typically claim to be a really clean person. They probably had someone else pick up after them their entire life.
by Mc. chachburger February 8, 2023
Get the white boy cleanmug. A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!
by Smooax September 4, 2020
Get the FAKE CLEANmug. Her pussy was loaded with cum, after his friends pulled a train on her. Uncle James performed a cum dumpster clean out on her worn out vajayjay.
by James Gresham December 7, 2023
Get the cum dumpster clean outmug. adjective used to describe what an OCD person does to the home when bored with nothing else to do in quarantine. Each project should take no fewer than 5 hours. Projects include such things as Cleaning the oven, cleaning fridge, descaling the dishwasher, scrubbing baseboards, scrubbing grout. Will result in much satisfaction after sweating and cursing under the breath for hours on end. No more than one project per day, and each item cleaned can never. Ever. Be used or touched. Again!!!
by J to the R April 8, 2020
Get the Quarantine Cleanmug. An Austrian Cleaning Crew is when you hire a male stripper to dress as a slutty maid and clean your house.
by Mafoohoo April 27, 2025
Get the Austrian Cleaning Crewmug. by Sensei Shun July 22, 2024
Get the Cleanmug. Grown men who take care of their bodies and follow masculine fashion, without crossing over to feminine or homosexual trends.
by Dumpy Britches November 21, 2017
Get the clean boizmug.