Not so much a blunt statement as it is a motto in life. This simple yet profound observation states what we all think about bitches and their ways and sums up into simple terms the craziness that they be.
Not all women are bitches, and not even all bitches are women, but the bitches that be are, in fact, crazy.
The correct reply upon hearing this is to echo it back in confirmation.
Not all women are bitches, and not even all bitches are women, but the bitches that be are, in fact, crazy.
The correct reply upon hearing this is to echo it back in confirmation.
guy1: Last week my ex scratched a giant cock onto the side of my car, and just today I got a text from her asking me to take her back.... the fuck?!?
guy2: Dude, bitches be crazy.
guy1: Bitches be crazy.
guy2: Dude, bitches be crazy.
guy1: Bitches be crazy.
by P1k4 July 23, 2011
-When a person, usually a female is angry and upset about something and starts whining/crying/yelling/screaming/throwing things when things don't go their way.
-Basically its going all PMSing and Godzilla like.
-Also can just be "BF" if you can't curse in front of certain people.
-Made famous by the Wayans Brothers comedy "White Chicks."
-Basically its going all PMSing and Godzilla like.
-Also can just be "BF" if you can't curse in front of certain people.
-Made famous by the Wayans Brothers comedy "White Chicks."
by LoganLesnarMarvel August 27, 2005
by cougared714 August 31, 2009
A girl who flirts with a large number of guys leading them on for attention. Hoard Bitches often prey on less successful men when it comes to dating as they are easy targets. They may pull men fairly frequently whilst at parties although this is simply to ensure that the men come back wanting more. Hoard Bitches are never satisfied with one man. Self respecting men should always avoid speaking to Hoard Bitches to make sure they don't become part of their 'hoard'.
Guy 1: 'I was talking to this girl at the party last weekend, seemed really nice, even got a pull'.
Guy 2: 'Careful man, she has been speaking to me to and like 4 of out mates, she even said she wants to get with your cousin at the next party'.
Guy 1: 'Woah really, I thought we really had something going?'.
Guy 2: 'Afraid not man, she is just a hoard bitch'.
Guy 1: 'Thanks for letting me know mate, guess I'll just wait for a girl who actually cares about me'.
Guy 2: 'Careful man, she has been speaking to me to and like 4 of out mates, she even said she wants to get with your cousin at the next party'.
Guy 1: 'Woah really, I thought we really had something going?'.
Guy 2: 'Afraid not man, she is just a hoard bitch'.
Guy 1: 'Thanks for letting me know mate, guess I'll just wait for a girl who actually cares about me'.
by NathyB23 April 20, 2015
A person that is and/or acts utterly repulsive. Someone of this character lacks integrity, morality and ethics. They are often extremely petty, greedy and unappreciative to the point it's disgusting. They bump they're gums with self-righteous lies and habitually cross the line with actions that shock and nauseate you.
Hey Span will you tell that "puke-bitch" to shut up! If I have to listen to anymore, bock...bock...bock... Im gonna be sick!!!
by poonanni December 04, 2013
by manicalewinsky February 06, 2017
Said in response to news of bitches being shady, of ill or ulterior motives, conceded, cheaters, liars, ect.
that type shit.
that type shit.
Dude 1: dog Courtney slid in my DM's and asked for dick last night
Dude 2: wait I thought she was with Brian??
Dude 1: skkkssks
dude 2: bruHHHh lmfaoo bitches really fucking be trifling out here
Brain: hey man.. i just found out Courtney cheated on me
David: dammmnnnn the fuck, with who
Brain: Dude 1, of all fucking people.
David: Damn thats fucked. bitches be trifling.
Dude 2: wait I thought she was with Brian??
Dude 1: skkkssks
dude 2: bruHHHh lmfaoo bitches really fucking be trifling out here
Brain: hey man.. i just found out Courtney cheated on me
David: dammmnnnn the fuck, with who
Brain: Dude 1, of all fucking people.
David: Damn thats fucked. bitches be trifling.
by Thot-Hunter May 26, 2019