Keegan (guy)

Keegan is an amazing person that cares so much about all of his friends. He wants to make everyone happy and doesn't quite realize that it's not really possible. He is athletic and loves sports, bit also loves to game, this leads to him having a lot of different friends that love him. Even though everyone does love him, he thinks that no one does. If you find a Keegan be sure to let him know you care about him. He won't tell you what bothers him until he figures out how to solve his problems on his own, and he'll always want to know what bothers you. Don't let him push you away from him.

Keegan (guy) Is extraordinary

by Kayla runal February 24, 2019

Guy#1

Every word (almost) everyone uses on a demo of how to use a word

Guy#1: im bored
Guy#2: go to urbdic you lame dipshit

by ARandomUserOnUrbDic123456789 March 8, 2021

Why guy

A "why guy" is a guy who questions everything. If you are explaining the most general of detials, he/she will question why. These poeple want you to expound on what you've described, even in the most lame/ pass the time conversations. Dude, you have a college degree, guess that makes up for your lack of common sense and your need to question why.

One co-worker to another, "I think we will fill the airplane up full of fuel to make it to our final destination."

Co-worker response," Sounds good to me!"

Why guy, "really? Why's that??"

by silverzee72 January 18, 2012

no guy zone

areas where men are not included or wanted.

Betty was looking forward to tonight's book club - a designated no guy zone.

by Mr. Malaphor April 26, 2011

Guy Boner

To get a boner from a thing considered homosexual, while not actually being a homosexual.

Jerry got a guy boner when he was tackled in football practice.

by Sombrero Siesta Fiesta August 6, 2011

This fucking guy!

Exclaim someone makes to him/herself after hearing or witnessing someone doing or saying something ridiculous and/or outrageous out of ignorance or naivety, usually the results range from mild commotion to catastrophic damage in someone's reputation.

Police: "excuse me sir, we have info that you are involved in drug trafficking."
Dad: "nope, come back with a search warrant."
Son: "Dad, is the white powder in this little plastic pouch sugar? (waving the stuff in front of everyone's faces innocently.)

Dad (to himself): "This fucking guy! I'm gonna kill him."

Police: "Can I see that, son? Ok sir, you're coming with us."

by Absurd Hero May 2, 2020

Door guy

The door guy is a yellow haired mammal with a philosophy on life that fits onto an arm tattoo. You will generally find one outside a bar, asking for your ID.

Ex: person 1: that's Tim *points*...the door guy. Person 2: *gasp*. It exists? I thought they were only in fairy tales. Person1: nah, they are as real as unicorns. And don't you forget it! *puts on sunglasses and walks off into sunset*

by Beep beep beep beeeeeeeep January 17, 2014