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Baked Ziti

When a man with a small penis, gets sloppy-seconds on a roughed-up asshole that has already been ejaculated into. When he pulls out, his cock will be covered in blood, jizz and shit resembling baked ziti. (The blood being the sauce, the jizz being the cheese, and the shit being the burnt charr from baking.)
Hey Tony, I can't get the smell of last night's baked ziti off my small cock.
Baked Ziti by step-sister fister November 5, 2010

tenth base

To fake an orgasm by splashing previously created and preserved semen onto your partner.
"I had to pee so bad, so i reached into the nightstand and pulled out the vile of semen I keep- just in case. Moaned a little and splashed it on her... First time I ever got to tenth base"
tenth base by Tim Gruich October 6, 2008

3rd base 

oral sex, usally closely followed by intercourse
i got to 3rd base with your girl last night
3rd base by unknown April 3, 2004
marinate your grandma with ranch dressing while a horse is raping a goat in the ass. The goat must be ramming its horns up your anus and you are licking the dressing off of your grandma while she is jamming a black dildo down her throut.
-Dude I just got done having 42nd base!
-Awesome I've only made it to 41st.
-Loser!
42nd base by C-BABY21 March 28, 2009
kid - "Damn! Did you see that kid do a 1080 on a skateboard?"
kid 2 - "YEAH! That was fucking base!"
base by eml97 June 12, 2011

slang base 

to sell cocaine. on the streets for money
try and find someone who will slang base for us
slang base by cars_money_hos March 12, 2008