jimmy two shoes

usually an alcoholic that will fuck anything
Yeah that bitch is lookin for a jimmy two shoes tonight.
by Pink Floyd05 September 27, 2006
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Jimmy Freaking King

He scores all the touchdowns.
He gets all the ladies.
He has the best personality.
He is better than you.
by Frank Beamer February 12, 2005
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Jimmy Buffet Jack

The act of jerking off while using a parrot instead of your hand.
The biggest problem with the Jimmy Buffet Jack is it takes me all day to pick those tangled feathers out of my pubes.
by Jimmie Buff January 27, 2007
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jimmy john joe

a attractive bitch who will cunt fuck you any day.
hey you jimmy john joe
by baby_devil May 14, 2019
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jimmy eat world

a myth about a young man named jimmy who one day became so famished that he ate the world....there is a half decent band who named themselves after this legendary myth.
"(jimmy) shit im hungry, i think i'll eat the world"
by guitarded March 18, 2005
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jimmy eat world

A great punk/emo rock band from Arizona. They have multiple albums but their breakthrough song was "The Middle" from the formerly titled "Bleed American" album, now self-titled. Their latest cd is "Futures".
Did you get the new Jimmy Eat World album? "23" kicks ass.
by melsocoolfan June 14, 2005
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jimmy two shakes

One who is subject to random characteristical changes which can be witnessed and catagorised into the basis which determine obsessive compulsive disorder OCD. The form of which is visibly evident via the expulsion of the trade mark 'two shakes' element in ones behavioural routine.
Jimmy awoke on an average summers morning and made his way to Macdonalds to purchase a regular double sausage and egg mcmuffin. Upon ordering, the employee had given Jimmy the incorrect change. To which Jimmy's initial response was simply 'two shakes' of his upper right shoulder and a brief outburst of 'you ff-ff-ff-ffuukk, eat my arse' and made his way home.
The attendent simply yelled 'jimmy two shakes'.
by Nigel Walter Elstone April 13, 2008
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