Don Johnson (The)

An adult toy that is phallic in nature. It boasts two heads for maximum pleasure with one or two people. May also be used as a draft stopper under a door.

That stapler is the Don Johnson (The) of staplers. It does it from both ends.

by Jason Emerald August 10, 2021

Carl Johnson

Carl Johnson is the guy, he is THE GUY.

Show yo' colors, fool.
Carl Johnson is just cj

by helloworld2911 April 12, 2023

Hap Lawrence as Lyndon Johnson

Hap's Lyndon Johnson in Oppenheimer; from courtroom dramas to the White House, a leader is born!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing LBJ in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Hap Lawrence as Lyndon Johnson, the legal eagle from those courtroom dramas. He's a President now!

by courtofowls August 23, 2023

Johnson in the Yawn Son

A party game played by a group of bros at a sleepover. One person is the designated “Johnson” and stands fully erect. The designated “Yawn Son” players sit on their knees around the Johnson. The first player on their knees to yawn has the erect penis inserted into their mouth making them the “Johnson in the Yawn Son”. (For added fun, players can take NyQuil before playing)

Rodney: “Man last nights sleepover was so fun! Don’t ya think Tim?”

Tim: “Yeah man I had a blast! Especially that new game we tried! Did you have fun Marcus?”

Marcus: “No that was mad whack yo! I was the Johnson in the Yawn Son!”

by mbewvy February 22, 2025

joe johnson

your mom probably

person 1: ay you know joe johnson?

person 2: joe johnson who?

person 1: joe johsnon your mom hahaha lol lmao

person 2: your ip address is 192.321.46.54

by john johnson joe June 14, 2023

cannon ball johnson

when her pussy is so loose that you climb onto the dresser and cannon ball into it.

man, last night i cannon ball johnson'd your sister!

by Kobe Minx October 24, 2017

bougeir Johnson

That massive goon in your friend group who nobody likes and has a small weiner.

Wow landon your are such a bougeir Johnson

by BigBot15 March 21, 2022