Boner Recall

The memory of an erotic situation where only the object of facination is remembered causing an involuntary erection. All other details are forgotten like the day, surroundings, or even names.

Guy1: Hmm those bananas are on sale.
Guy2: Bananas....oh my (covers groin).
Guy1: WTF!
Guy2: Sorry. Just had a total boner recall of the time in highschool that cheerleader was eating a banana.
Guy1: Damn, wish I was there.

by botoitchi March 1, 2010

Mountain Boner

noun: when laying in your bed under the sheets with a boner that pushes the comforter up to a peak resembling a mountain.

The other day my mom came into my room and i had a mountain boner, so i had to roll over onto my side until she left.

by kseng14 September 29, 2009

Boner-joy

To spread any kind of joy (euphoria, Christmas cheer, etc.) in any way as long as boners are involved in the process.

Tonight we're going to spread some boner-joy down at DICK's Sporting Goods by making a Bonequinn.

by Scraphê December 19, 2009

Cozy Boner

An erection produced from the thought of something extremely comfortable. Specifically, one produced entirely free from sexual thought/arousal. Usually occurs when one is very tired or lacking of sleep.

Dude, I was so tired in Calc 2 today that I started hallucinating about my pillow. Next thing I knew...I had a cozy boner.

by He who knows best April 28, 2011

sweat boner

When it's so hot and humid outside and your ass and taint area sweat, you get an erection just by your wet underwear.

Why is this wedding outside? It's over 95 out here! I'm getting a sweat boner just standing here.

by Brigado May 3, 2011

boner drinker

some one who sucks dick, aka some one who drinks boners

That gay pride parade is always full of boner drinkers.

by I am Big Jake hear me roar March 12, 2009

Soda Boner

When you drink like 4 red bulls and for some odd reason you feel a boner coming on.

Sebastian: Hails, you just drank 2 monsters!!!

Hails: Ik, man I have like the biggest soda boner right now!!!

Sebastian: Hails, you just drank 2 monsters!!!

Hails: Ik, man I have like the biggest soda boner right now!!!

by Alecthep May 16, 2014