a person that is not qualified to be an actual cook and is only in the school because it is the only job they can get. Also get's annoyed about ABSOLUTLY ANYTHING!
by sigma chad rizzler August 24, 2022
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Substitute teacher: Class we are going to learn about the pythagorean theorem
That one kid:No we watch movies the entire period
Substitute teacher: Okay then
That one kid:No we watch movies the entire period
Substitute teacher: Okay then
by Sbhat October 20, 2022
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Or the biggest creep in the entire school. If you get that one male English teacher, you feel uncomfortable every time you walk into the classroom. He says “hope everything comes out okay” every time you use the restroom, and is always talking about his college daughter or his dog. Everyone (even the kid who’s a suck-up) absolutely hates him, and common practices in that English class include shit-talking the teacher and playing CoolMathGames instead of doing his absolutely pointless essay.
Or the biggest creep in the entire school. If you get that one male English teacher, you feel uncomfortable every time you walk into the classroom. He says “hope everything comes out okay” every time you use the restroom, and is always talking about his college daughter or his dog. Everyone (even the kid who’s a suck-up) absolutely hates him, and common practices in that English class include shit-talking the teacher and playing CoolMathGames instead of doing his absolutely pointless essay.
Person A: “Hey, did you do Mr. Barham’s essay? English Teacher”
Person B: “Uh, fuck no? I hate that class.”
Person A: “Playing FireBoy and WaterGirl with Person C.”
Person B: “Uh, fuck no? I hate that class.”
Person A: “Playing FireBoy and WaterGirl with Person C.”
by Phasmomaniac November 10, 2022
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Get the English Teacher mug.the teacher that basically doesn't check the lesson plan before the lesson and gives 0 fucks about your adhd and just tells you to listen better. the most annoying humans to ever walk this planet. Also they address you by your name and tell you to do better because this isn't you but really it is you and your god dam adhd.
by Rimy Jobbs November 16, 2022
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Graduated from an online university with some bullshit degree.
wanted to be a teacher but was too retarded so she settles on english.
Thinks she can restrict us from going out to lunch because she has daddy issues??
Graduated from an online university with some bullshit degree.
wanted to be a teacher but was too retarded so she settles on english.
Thinks she can restrict us from going out to lunch because she has daddy issues??
Fuck, i hate our new english teachers.
Yea she's got nothing going for herself other then that ass.
Dumb bitch probs got pregnant just to have days off.
Yea she's got nothing going for herself other then that ass.
Dumb bitch probs got pregnant just to have days off.
by FUCK ENGLISH TEACHERS! September 7, 2022
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