eat my dick

to ask a fellow human to eat and/or suck on your penis
man1- eat my dick
man2- okay!
man1- oh shit
man3- WHOA what's going on HERE
by thomas the train engine November 07, 2006
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salad eating bitch

The type of girl you take out on a date who sits quietly, orders a salad, and shuts the fuck up. Many times, nothing is more infuriating than the quiet, salad eating bitch sitting in the booth of the Ruby Tuesday's, eating the Mandarin Chicken salad.

The kind of bitch you have to initiate every sentence with, and answers in short, meek replies.

Not a sexist term; see salad eating bastard
Yo, I took Sandy out to Applebees, but she turned out to be one of them salad eating bitches. Now I'm out 10 bucks.
by Wraen July 05, 2007
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eat a bowl of fuck

Go eat a bowl of fuck.
by MoonKnight March 14, 2003
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Get some eats

1)v. To literally go and get something to eat; caused by excessive hunger. 2) To be in the act of eating.
"Yo dawg im mad hungry. Imma go pick up my girl cristina and we gon get some eats."
by J. Smith March 17, 2006
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eat, gun, drugs

to complete the whole thought that you are trying to get across. Adding this nonsense just adds to the confusion when people don't really get what you are saying.
Bob " yo man ,you see that dog that just ran out and the light that came on and the wild stuff in australia "
Jim "dude, what the fuck are you talking about, are you wasted??"
Bob " man....eat, gun, drugs"
by LeeAwesome October 10, 2008
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Let's go eat

A phrase used in Celebration of a feat accomplished through unmatched awkward hustle. Should be said as the second half of a complete sentence including what feat is being celebrated. Coined by the greatest right fielder in the history of the Philadelphia phillies, hunter pence. While it is not necessary to have monster lats to use this phrase, it is hilly recommended.
Sarge - "what was going through your head as you rounded third scoring the wining run?"
Hunter Pence - "good game, let's go eat"

Rachel - "what'd you think of that."
Bob - "good Dutch rudder, let's go eat"
by Hunter pence's lats August 03, 2011
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eats like a bird

Oh, her? She's a cheap date. She eats like a bird.
by D-Bruch August 09, 2009
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