Two Headed Nickel

A homosexual who also has kids. Usually referring to a male. Works in tandem with the phrase “three dollar bill”.

He is not just a three dollar bill, because he has kids, he’s a two headed nickel.

by Zo Spinelli February 24, 2021

two tone earthworm

Two tone earthworm: when two men of diffrent races/ethnicity engage in docking.

I walked in the bathroom and thoes dudes were choking a two tone earthworm.

by Irishbackrub March 24, 2017

Two The Easy Way

The grand and honorable act of taking a deuce or number two all while drinking an alcoholic beverage, preferably a beer. However, depending on the setting, any alcoholic beverage is acceptable.

Brian: Hey, where were you just now? Zak and I were looking all over for you.

Al: I felt a rumble n' my tummy, so I dashed to take a two the easy way.

Brian: Ah...

by AK #23 December 30, 2011

two percent club

A slang term for college relationships that start in high school and are maintained throughout college. As long as the relationship was started before college, and the total time together in college has been greater than any time apart, it still counts.

"Damn did you see Francis pulling off the two percent club? It's only youngster year and he's at his 5 year anniversary!"

by legvnds November 4, 2018

Two Shots of Vodka

Phrased used to describe a mixed drink that has an absurd amount of alcohol in it.

Dude, why aren't you finishing that drink?

I'm try man, this shit's got two shots of vodka in it.

by Komrade_Krunch June 10, 2019

Two Toes Thompson

Used when referring to someone as great as the american hero two toes thompson.

Justin is so awesome, he's such a two toes thompson.

by David13 February 17, 2009

Two-rufie fuck

Someone who is so ugly you give them a rufie and take one yourself so you won't remember having sex either.

No one in the bar was under 300 pounds and had more than twenty teeth; the were all two-rufie fucks.

by South Pool Hog April 17, 2011