Small toddler of the African American descent. Usually hairless and of ambiguous nature. Always smiling ready to land every last dunk, and can pitch fits with power that squares the mighty force of a tsunami. They are frequently seen alone but often in pairs at either side of their guardian (eg: Grandma, Aunt Wanda, or various Foster Homes. They are the balance in life which creates vivid understanding of our future as humans. Especially when under the influence of drugs or alcohol these "coffee beans" can appear to be developing tools of nature.
1. Watch out! The Coffee Bean has made it to close to the train tracks!
2. Awww, that cute little coffee bean, its eyes light up like chocolate covered raisins.
3. It looks like shes gone and had another coffee bean.
4. Whats really in that coffee beans diaper?
5. Whats that coffee bean doing out after curfew?
6. Watch how quick that coffee bean scales those steps.
2. Awww, that cute little coffee bean, its eyes light up like chocolate covered raisins.
3. It looks like shes gone and had another coffee bean.
4. Whats really in that coffee beans diaper?
5. Whats that coffee bean doing out after curfew?
6. Watch how quick that coffee bean scales those steps.
by Jesus of Nazareth King of Kings April 26, 2006
Get the Coffee Beanmug. Nipple: Hey man I wear tape over my nipples. What did you do last night?
Parker: I met this chicken head and then I beaned that hoe.
Parker: I met this chicken head and then I beaned that hoe.
by Shane Pad January 11, 2008
Get the beanmug. by PeachyKeen July 9, 2003
Get the cool beansmug. Those mung beans who sit in their cars for two hours each way to work should stop complaining and catch a train.
by Matt Bowden January 2, 2006
Get the mung beanmug. by JayVee A.k.A Jay'Habbit July 30, 2006
Get the wing beanmug. by summer sunshine13 May 13, 2017
Get the Smol Beanmug. by Takeapicture2 May 22, 2016
Get the bean sweatmug.