guy 1: bro i accidentally piano sonata no. 8 in a minor
guy 2: dude what the fuck is wrong with you?
guy 2: dude what the fuck is wrong with you?
by Epicdabber July 7, 2023

Emily is an outstanding person you would love to be friends with. Girls that see Emily are jealous because they can’t shoot 3’s like her. She is the BEST best friend you could ever ask for. Emily can be loud but fun to hang out with. She offers for help everyday, and is a very helpful friend you would want. Emily is amazing, outstanding, compassionate, courageous, trustworthy, empathic, and a lot more! If you were ever looking for a friend give her a call because you want friends like her.
Emily Mikhail is the definition of the GREATEST BEST FRIEND EVER
Emily Mikhail is the definition of the GREATEST BEST FRIEND EVER
Group of Kids: “I’ve heard she’s a good friend”
Her friends: “She’s an amazing friend!”
Group of friends: “I want to be friends with Emily Mikhail 8)”
Her friends: “She’s an amazing friend!”
Group of friends: “I want to be friends with Emily Mikhail 8)”
by smile=always June 8, 2019

Having blown their cash on a then-state-of-the-art sound system for the band truck, the guys only had enough to buy one tape. For the last five decades, Martha and the Vandellas had been singing endlessly in his head - "It's like a heatwave, burnin' in my hea-a-art, can't keep from a-cry-in', tearin' me apa-a-art", his personal 8 track tapeworm.
by Monkey's Dad March 8, 2020

by BULLIESarePOOPYheads February 18, 2022

When a guy is so hot fo a girl that as soon as she climbs on him cowboy style he thrusts 2 times and is finished.
Cathy: " sooo how was your date with josh" was he awes....." Me (cutting her off mid sentence shaking my heasd disgustedly) " 8 second rodeo "
by flapjackal September 23, 2019

the best most wonderful donuts in the entire world. bite sized treats that will leave you craving more for eternity.
by donutlover1029384756 February 25, 2019

by Science_Master October 2, 2019
