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Tabloid Beast

Noun. A Tabloid Beast is a celebrity nonce, often found plastered across the front pages of red top rags or newspapers after a run in with the team at Operation Yewtree
Did you see him off the telly’s been arrested!? Yeah turned out he was a tabloid beast’
by PGTips Official February 21, 2023
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Launch the Beast

A powerful catch phrase with the ability to tell everyone in the surrounding area that something amazing is about to happen. When you launch the beast the phrase has to be said to let everyone know that the beast is being launched and this will get everyone watching. Commonly used right before a bungee jump.
Holy shit check out that guy hes about to launch the beast!
by Rambo Jambo June 14, 2010
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Beast pussy

A girl who likes to have animal cum inside a vagina
by Glitcher December 24, 2018
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beast nuts

A very complex word used in only certain circumstances, namely where something is fantastic, however no-where beyond that.

A word coined by the one they call Nunez after playing 'Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition'. It's slowly becoming used by gamers alike.

Some examples of where this word is acceptable to be used is:

I. After great, but not excellent sex.

II. After finding out you aren't HIV positive after the sex.

III. When playing Minecraft for the Xbox 360 (it wasn't as good as I expected.)

IV. Having exactly 69% as a test mark. (Note that 69 is a hilarious number, however 69% is nothing to write home about. Hence why in this circumstance it's beast nuts.)

V. Seeing a great set of tits, but unfortunately ruining those $500 slacks.
Neckbeard: Dude have you played Minecraft for the Xbox 360?

Neckbeard #2: Yeah man, it was pretty beast nuts but it had its flaws.
by NunezapathWasTaken? November 7, 2012
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Mr. Beast

Mr. Beast Is One Of The Most Popular Youtubers Known To Man, He Has Done Numerous Things To Help The Planet And Started Out Posting Videos Of Him Playing A Shooter Game, He Is Overall A Pogchamp And Is One The Best Human Beings To Ever Live.
Person 1: Mr. Beast Just Gave Me 10000 Dollars!
Person 2: Dang Man You Lucky As Hell, Wish I Had That Much Money
Mr.Beast: Yo
Person 2: YO HOLY SHIT IT'S MR. BEAST
by Wo' 'er July 22, 2023
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Dine beast

by My father is forever g0ne August 14, 2022
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Beasted

A variant of the word "Roasted" but can be used for less extreme situations such as being yelled at by your parents, teacher or anyone else. Used as slang by younger people from northern England particularly around areas such as Leeds.
Mate, I got absolutely Beasted when my mum found out I didn't do my homework
I got Beasted by Mr Tom for throwing paper in class
Oi, Clive got Beasted by that other kid when he tried to talk tough
by Ruby the c**k sucker September 24, 2020
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