slicker than a minners dick

Used to describe something very slippery and/or slimy, like a "minnows dick"

Well I'll be damned, that tire's slicker than a minners dick!

by Rag2123 December 02, 2024

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It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 04, 2022

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Gooddard than Phuck

Anything that is above average

Rita brought home some ice cream from Muffs corner market and it was gooddard than phuck.

by muff-69-diver June 11, 2024

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Cuter than the definition of cute

The love of my life Sam 👩 ❤️ 💋 👩👩 ❤️ 💋 👩

“Oh please, ur cuter than the definition of cute, cmon now”

by Sam is the loml May 14, 2023

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bigger than Luke

Bigger than Luke is a popular phrase, often used by regular gym go-ers to describe how no matter how small they are, they are still larger than anyone named Luke.

Bro no.1: "man i'm feeling so small recently, i can't even deadlift 250"
Bro no.2: "yhh but... you're still bigger than Luke, stay strong king"

by Perry The Wapatypus March 09, 2022

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