Suicidality

That OR faux suiciality is trendy again like it was in the ealy to mid 2000s (2003-2009)
Hym "And what's the metric you are using to measure this suicidality? Is it self-reporting? Of based on attempt?"
by Hym Iam February 14, 2023
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A Suicide Date

A Suicide Date is when you date someone so horrible, or so unbearable they make you want to kill yourself because they make your suffering that much more miserable
No, Wait! Johnny Don't take that cyanide!

Sorry Tim, just went on a Suicide Date and now I wanna fucking die
by Oppressionator May 21, 2019
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suicide alert

Bored to the point where it becomes suicidal
Wow, this place is a shit hole, looks like another suicide alert saturday!
by Cutforeskin March 08, 2014
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Suicide Bonging

When you choose to end the life of your bong as well as add misfortune to another person's life by being hit by a flying bong.
Yo that guy down the street sucks so hard! I'm going suicide bonging at his front door later!
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suicide crime

A crime committed out of desperation for money and has a very low chance of success. A person is hungry, homeless or has a family member who is sick. As income inequality worsens, more of these crimes will occur as people around the world struggle to survive. crime, criminal, desperation, criminal justice system, perpetrator, police, suicide mission, suicide, desperate act, incarceration, income inequality, the 1%, the 99%, rich, poor, suicide crimes
You’re going to rob the store next to the police station during the day. I’ve got to Tom, I need money for my dad, he can’t afford his medicine and will die without it. That’s a suicide crime Dave.
by joecoolthefool March 23, 2018
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suicide toilet

going to the bathroom a minute before online classes, especially if you're already waiting for the host to start the meeting or are in the waiting room
"i have no idea how the teacher didn't catch me doing the suicide toilet"
by depressoespressocattict September 24, 2020
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jaxx suicide

a sexy dorito 🥵🥵 a scemo babe, very emo boy
jaxx suicide is so sexy
by aaronsimpsforpeople November 21, 2021
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