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Bump Stop

Bump Stop

— n
1. A method of driving lowered cars over speed bumps

— vb
2. ( tr ) To stop a car before carefully maneuvering (usually at an angle) over a speed bump
That rides bump stopped HARD!!!

So bump stopped it scraped cats eyes!
by EvlEvo July 2, 2012
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crime stop

An idea that is casually accepted and provides a quick and satisfying explanation of an issue where a deeper analysis would lead to thought crimes.
When I told my mother that the emperor is naked she said that only stupid people don't see the emperor's clothes and I can't get past the crime stop.
by Sp2An January 13, 2024
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Squit Stop

When you need to stop at a service station or supermarket whilst on the motorway due to an unfortunate case of the shits. It seemed like a good when you decided to have Indian food for dinner last night, but now you have to deal with the squity consequences. When needing a Squit Stop you will unfortunately have to stop at every opportunity to cleanse your bowels. If you do end up with the Squits and are heading on a long journey then it is recommended that you bring multiple pairs of underwear due to the shittyness of the situation.
Chuck: Man, thats the third gas station we've stopped at, are you okay?

Hank: Not good man, I'm sorry but I keep needing to take squit stops. I will always love Del Taco but Del Taco will never love me.

Chuck: Have you get extra pants?

Hank: No, I am gonna have to resort to a Shart Tampon

Chuck: That's grim
by Sieffy April 5, 2013
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why did we ever stop talking?

it can be a flirty way of saying they want to talk more
by jjthepissgiant December 28, 2021
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stop shouting

what harris and josh calls chloe
by hehehlol October 20, 2020
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Stop

1. The type of sign millennials ignore driving their cars.
2. The type of sign millennials ignore in bed.
Person 1: Justin B needs to Stop.
Person 2: I love how he got out of jail. He has too many fans to be locked up!
Person 1: Hey Siri, find bridges near me.
by GeekyTrashman February 2, 2017
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