Sloppy Enriquez

A sexual maneuver involving a guy cumming into his own hand and slapping his sex partner across the face with it.
Somewhat related to the Dirty Sanchez , Angry Dragon, etc.

Last night I gave her a Sloppy Enriquez. She suddenly had to leave...

by DragonPoonSlayer52609 September 2, 2013

Sloppy Bun

When a man ejaculates between your butt cheeks and slaps them together like a wind up monkey playing the cymbals.

And she wouldn't let me cum inside her, so I flipped her over and gave her some sloppy buns.

by chayjay December 7, 2013

sloppy toaster

When a man engages in anal sex with a woman who has not cleaned there nether area before hand.Which then continues to insert the penis into the vagina without cleaning it.

Person 1:Dude did you hear about John's sloppy toaster with alexa
Person 2:Yeah I did dude,and its totally gross.

by Cowboy On the Road December 21, 2013

sloppy pizza

zit covered vagina

I just couldnt man she had a sloppy pizza

by M95 March 21, 2014

Sloppy Gobbler

When a rock climber's hand slips from a sloper (sloping handhold) causing a fall.

I nearly got that route but the sloppy gobbler got me on the krux.
I was just gobbled off by that sloper.

by Boulderman December 9, 2014

Sloppy Mop

When a woman's vagina has part of the lips hanging out.
Sort of like a cavern, with rocks coming out of the top.

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Bob: "Oi, charlese?"
Charlese: "Yes?"
Bob: "How old are you?"
Charlese: "Thirty Seven, Why?"
Bob: "Because you've got a sloppy mop hangin' out back here".

by BigGayLion January 3, 2015

Sloppy Shuffle

The act when a man is about to ejaculate when he shifts to the woman's face to drench her face in a sloppy solution.

I didn't wear a condom, so I did the sloppy shuffle to avoid any mishaps.

by room535 January 27, 2015